Showing posts with label fires. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fires. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Homosexuals Set Fire To Sarah Palin's Church

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Atleast that's her side of it:

Governor Sarah Palin called into On the Record with Greta van Susteren last night to talk about the church fire that destroyed the Wasilla Bible Church over the weekend. Right wing pundits have been trying to link the fire to gays because of criticism during the campaign of the church's promotion of an "ex-gay" conference, although there is no evidence gay people had anything to do with the church fire.

Here's part of the interview:



VAN SUSTEREN: Well, when we were there, there was one little controversy that was brewing that the pastor was trying to explain to us about gays and some sort of meeting in Anchorage. Do you know about that at all, what that controversy was?

PALIN: Yeah, I think there was an insert in the church's bulletin one Sunday that had advertised a seminar that was being (INAUDIBLE) at another church in Anchorage, and it had to do with those who wanted some assistance or some kind of counseling in dealing with any struggles that they would have regarding homosexuality. And it was a seminar that was advertised at the church. And yep, that drew quite a bit of scrutiny during the presidential campaign because people looked at that and wanted to spin that into something that it was not. And yes, that was a bit of the scrutiny and attention that the Wasilla Bible Church has received.

VAN SUSTEREN: Well, are gays welcome at your church in Wasilla, the one that was burned?

PALIN: Absolutely. Of course. Yes. In fact, the pastors and leadership at that church, they are quite open in terms of welcoming people into the church and assisting anyone who desires assistance or counseling or help. That's what this church is all about. Wasilla Bible Church, along with some other churches in Wasilla and Alaska, are very, very good, very, again, biblically-based and not intolerant or judgmental, just welcoming people of all walks of life.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Westboro Flamer Update

Fred Phelps




Ohhhhh yes. Whomever started this little garage fire thing will now feel the wrath of Fred Phelps and his army of homosexual homophobes.




Let's check out their blog:

DON’T WORRY ABOUT THE FIRE
AT WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH
THE FIRE YOU NEED TO BE WORRIED ABOUT IS THE ONE COMING OUT OF GOD’S NOSTRILS –
THAT STREAM HAS A BEAD ON DOOMED AMERICA
AND THE FIRE YOU NEED TO BE WORRIED ABOUT IS THE ONE THAT IS KINDLED BY GOD’S BREATH FOR ETERNITY – THAT STREAM HAS A BEAD ON YOU!

THANK GOD FOR THE CRIMINAL ARSONIST!
OUR WORDS COME AT YOU LIKE A SWORD ON FIRE!
YOU CAN NOT BREAK OFF THESE BONDS!
CHECK IT OUT NOW DOPEY DOOMED AMERICA:
YOU ALSO CAN NOT BURN OFF THESE BONDS!

YOU’RE PLAYING WITH FIRE – AND IT’S A FIRE YOUR FIREFIGHTERS CAN NOT PUT OUT!

THIS MAKES US SO HAPPY!


...You foolish rebels. When will you learn?

Speaking of learning, you learned that stupidity from Baltimore.

The Baltimore case inspired criminal arsonists. Ironically the arsonist tried to burn the very property those Baltimore haters want to try to take.

Speaking of learning, when will you get this through your thick disobedient heads: What you try to do to the people of God and his church, God will do to you. Now you can expect God to send fire from heaven and burn your “churches” (whore houses and dog kennels).

Apparently you are slow learners. Over six thousands lightening strikes – THAT’S FIRE DUMMIES – from God’s hand in California. You’re still playing with fire!

(Today a team of faithful watchers are on the ground in California, picketing the funeral of the dead fag in Sanoma County who was the first to get "married" in that county. Now the butt buddy is dead – at age 37, 37 days after the fag marriage license went forth. Some media mutt said his death was “shocking.” Are you kidding me? That was so predictable it’s painful! You’re playing with fire you arrogant asses! Our God doeth all things well. Besides which, he also has quite a sense of humor and irony. )

Psst! God still hates fags. America is still doomed. God still hates the world. Your acts of arson have changed exactly nothing.


In summary, Baby Jesus hates fags blah blah blah and Fred Phelps will live for 1000 years the end.

Monday, August 4, 2008

FAIL



A garage near the Westboro Baptist Church, which is a church for homosexuals, caught fire and almost burned the place to the ground.

Guess we'll just have to wait for the Youtube upload when Fred Phelps lands in hell.

From Towleroad:

A fire broke out near a garage on the property of Fred Phelps' Westboro Baptist Church early on Saturday morning. In footage posted online, the church's anti-gay picket signs can be seen stacked in the garage. Phelps released a video later that day blaming the fire on "fags" or "fag sympathizers". Then he blamed it on the judges, the "unfaithful devils in black robes" who refuse to enforce the law when crimes are committed against the WBC. And don't forget the "filthy, fag-riddled military."

A 91-year-old neighbor of the church says she believes it was an elaborate attempt by the Church itself to scare her into selling her property, which she says they've been trying to do for years.

Said Leona McQueen: “They keep claiming that this property is theirs, and it is not theirs. They keep wanting to buy me, but I don't want to sell it. I don't know if whether they are trying to push me out. I don't know."

Said: Shirley Phelps-Roper said: "It's a ridiculous accusation. The fire was started by someone as we slept. Thankfully the lord our god keeps us in all our ways. The noise that they made the fire was so big and voluminous the popping and cracking woke people up."


Friday, April 11, 2008

Thundercunt's Office Catches Fire In Terror Haute, Ind.



Sen. Cankles McGee discovered a new way to finance her flailing campaign.

Insurance claims.

via WSJ

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Serbs Hate Juan McCain's Black Baby



From MSNBC:

Protesters broke into the U.S. embassy in Belgrade on Thursday and set fires, cheered on by crowds outside rallying against U.S. support for Kosovo's independence.

Masked attackers broke into the U.S. compound, which has been closed this week, and tried to throw furniture from an office. They set fire to the office and flames shot up the side of the building. Fire trucks arrived after the rioters had fled and swiftly put out the fire.


via MSNBC