Won't Someone Save this Manimal???

It's been confirmed. The 4 dead goats are connected.

The story gets wierder:

The Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office has verified that leaves and twigs were found arranged from one side of the pygmy goats’ mouths to the other.
Dee Thompson-Poirrier, director of animal services for the Panhandle Animal Welfare Society, said that was something at least two of the four goat heads had in common.
“There were carefully cut and placed branches in the animals’ mouths,” Thompson-Poirrier said.

But now, someone is trying to shoot my Satanist theory down:

“All religions have done it,” said Dr. Dirk Dunbar, a humanities professor at Okaloosa-Walton College and the University of West Florida.
Dunbar cited that Joseph and Mary sacrificed doves, according to Christian history. He also called animal sacrifice an “antiquated practice.”
He said he doesn’t feel the act is a pagan ritual. Dunbar said most neo-pagans are animal rights activists.

Dr. Dunbar, you obviously have no idea what you're talking about. This has the stench of demonic/pagan/wiccan forces all over it. I haven't decided which yet, but it's one of those.

All the more reason to mobilize the Save Teh Goatz army, which will now start hoarding a cache of crucifixes, holy water, gypsy tears, and anything else that might stave off this hippie freak/s.

I'm also thinking of using free Ron Paul blimp ride tickets inside a wire cage as the bait for traps set up around town. Maybe those and some bundles of sage.

via NWF Daily News