Monday, January 14, 2008

Stepford Scientologist Candidate Finds Inner Redneck

Mittens released a home movie of how he spent his "1 day off after 31 working days", showing he's a normal guy like you and me. You know, going to your New Hampshire estate, riding tractors, water skiing (which is way manlier than wind surfing), and chilling with all 250 members of your immediate giant Mormo family.

Also in the video, Mittens' celestial bride, Ann, talks about his "enormous energy" and "still going strong". Gross, I know.

I didn't watch it all the way to the end, but I'm assuming they all tie their shoelaces together, the men castrate themselves, and then relax under the stars waiting for Joseph Smith's cometmobile.

Enjoy.


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