WALNUTS! Needs New Campaign Manager

If you're a 72 yo Senator running for POTUS and today is a do or die moment in the Michigan Primary, where would you campaign?

ANYWHERE BUT A FUNERAL HOME.

Jeebus. Now all he needs is to travel around the streets of Detroit in a Hoveround handing out horehound candy.

WALNUTS!, give me a call.

via Wall Street Journal