Foreskin Is In

photo via BBC

Atleast talking about them is. Ever had the T.V. on the background while you were doing something else, and then only actually to listen to it when you hear something really wierd, like...I dunno...."the foreskin of Jesus" ?

There's this village near Rome that guarded the foreskin of Jeebus (or Holy Prepuce, as the foreskin requests you address it as). A priest kept this holy relic IN A SHOEBOX IN HIS CLOSET.

The villagers even had a foreskin pride parade every year on the Feast of the Circumcision of Christ, which sounds absolutely disgusting.

Someone stole the super magic dickhood back in 1983 and, for some reason, now it's a big deal:

Some suspect the village priest sold it for a heavenly sum; others say it was stolen by thieves and ended up on the relics black market; some even suggest Satanists or neo-Nazis are responsible. But the most likely culprit is an unlikely one: the Vatican.

So there you go. It was either Satanist Goat Fuckers, nazis, or Nazi Pope.

Either way it scares me and I wish I never knew that Jeebus had a penis, much less a mudflap.

via Slate