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From what I heard, there was a guy named Joe who is a plumber and fishes dead babies out of Barack Obama's Hamas toilet.

Also, Joe is a plumber.

Live Blog Of The Last Debate

7:03 : PETEPAN will be sitting in for brickbat tonight, so don't get mad at him for what I say. I have been drinking and painting in a closed room for the last 2 hours. Hang on cause here we gooooooooooo..............

7:07 : Time for another beer..

7:34 : Watch the debate here with us

8:02 : Old man talking about rules. I'm sure John Mccain was his baby sitter

8:03 : Here comes the bride...I mean the candidates

8:04 : Mccain - my economy plain is better beause I have 7 houses and I can still pay all my mortgages.

8:07 : Obama - Lets get better education so all americans can pay their mortgages.

8:09 : Mccain has a plumber named joe

8:10 : Obama knows Joe the plumber. Who the hell is Joe? I need a plumber.

8:14 : Mccain does not want to share his money

This moneyz iz minez

8:18 : Mccain is old enough to remember the Great Depression. I think he caused it.

8:20 : Their talk about pork barrels is making me hungry.

8:21 : John Mccain just realized he is not George Bush. His pills must be working.

8:24 : Obama just said torture and Mccain turned white. Oh wait he is white. Lets not forget Mccain was tortured...



8:29 : OMG! The candidates are negative! No fucking shit!!!! Its a fucking presidential race! What the fuck!?!

8:32 : Mccain just laughed when Obama talked about someone saying "kill him". I bet he has a noose in his car.
Time for another beer!!! Yeah!!!

8:36 : I finaly heard the word acorn! Now I can take a shot!

8:39 : They have said acorn so many times I'm drunk now.

8:40 : how the hell did Mccain get from acorn to taxes?

8:41 : Did you know that Biden was from Scranton? Thank god Obama told me.

8:42 : Mccain - "Palin took on the oil companies. She is a breath of fresh air. Oh she has a specail needs kid.".... Is it really her kid? I don't think so. Did she really take on the oil companies, or did she just take money from them? You know you get payed to live in alaska so they can rape the land.

8:49 : I'm drunk...Is anyone reading this? I'm going to take a piss...damn beer.

8:53 : Mccain - Obama does not want to stop drug trade from mexico. Black people want cocaine from mexico so they can make crack.

8:55 : Mccain just said fart...I think.

8:59 : Mccain belives all plumbers all named Joe.

9:00 : So does Obama. Fucked up thing is I have had plumber come to my place and his name was Joe. He did not do a very good job. I had to get another plumber to fix the problem. I don't think his name was Joe. So not all plumbers are named Joe.

9:04 : Really who the hell is Joe? I think I have to come up with a new game. Every time you hear the name Joe take a shot. If you have a plumber named Joe you have to drink the whole bottle.

9:07 : Mccain wants to give the states back their rights. HELL YEAH! I'm tired of paying black people! What?

9:09 : Obama does not care he passes the paper bag test. He would be an inside ni@@er.

9:10 : Is this over yet. I am so glad this is the last debate. Blah Blah Blah. We have all heard the same shit over and over again. If you have not decided who you are voting for by now, then get a fucking special helmet. I'm sure Palin can tell you where to buy one at.

9:15 : Obama wants to kills your babies.....as long as you want to.

9:16 : Mccain has and adopted child. No shit he is to old to have one his self. So Palin has a special needs child that is not hers and Mccain has an adopted child that is not is his, simple, that is why he made her his vp.

9:23 : I dont even think I am listening to the debate at this point.

9:27 : Thank god this is the end. Like I said before I am so tired of this shit. Lets just vote.

9:28 Mccain wants you to trust him. As long it's not in a plane.

9:30 Obama : Who cares what he says. Vote for Obama!!!!!!!!!!! He shits rainbows and pisses gold.

Thank you for reading or not reading. I dont fucking care.

Once again....GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!! OH YEAH GO VOTE TOO

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WHO is Barack Obama?

Did WALNUTS! take his meds?

Will Brokaw kick in my Valium and cause me to fall asleep in about 15 mins?

Let's find out:

8:03 They're sitting at stupid tiny desks. hahahahahaha

8:04 Kojak wants to know the most fastest way out of being a nation of poors. Crack, Kojack. Start selling crack.

8:05 Obama has steps. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Also, he said crack, so that supports my economic plan.

8:06 WALNUTS! is wandering around the stage and has no idea where he is.

8:07 Stop sending gas money to Barry Hussein's terrorist friends in Hollywood.

8:08 Brokaw's gravitias is uppity.

8:08 Cotton bombs with an insult/joke about Brokaw.

8:09 John McCain's plan to save your savings: Sell everything you own on eBay.

8:10 Barack Obama hearts Warren Buffet.

8:11 Brokaw: "Stay on the fucking topic, morons."

8:11 OMG, a black man. He must be totally in the tank for Barry.

8:12 McCain: "Thanks, boy...but it's not a bailout. I'm not sure what it is, but I'll have to get you back to on that one (wink) Also, you have no idea who Freddie and Fannie are, because of your tiny negro brian and all."

Oh yeh, you can watch this here.

8:14 Obama gives the black man a terrorist fist bump.

8:16 Brokaw: "Mr. Hussein, will we all be hobos?"

8:17 Obama: "Not if you elect someone with a fucking clue."

8:18 McCain: "Mexicans are the best workers in the world. I should know. I own 7."

8:19 Some crazy lady asks how we can trust either one of these guys.

8:19 Barry: "Stopping going out to eat so much and you can save money, you fat sow."

8:21 McCain is a reformer, which is way uncooler than a Transformer. Those bitches have missiles and shit.



8:23 McCain is out in the audience like it's fucking Ellen.

8:23 I think he may be looking for the exit.

8:24 McCain is stumped by health. Hmm.

8:26 Some lady just rolled her eyes at St. Barack. Why does she hate black people?

8:27 Barack Obama keeps talking about the moon, which reminds me of this...



8:30 I've stopped paying attention to that old man. Go read this, which explains the above.

8:31 Barack Obama just mentioned 9/11 before Generalissimo John McCunt. Did that just happen?

8:35 WALNUTS! just mentioned jello. Heh.

8:37 Brokaw is racist.

8:38 Also, he hates old people and their social security cheese.

8:40 McCain: "Ronald Reagan mumble mumble my own friends hate me."

8:43 Some black lady asks McCain about the trees. Who let all these black people in here?

8:46 Obama totally disses Bill Gates and Steve Jobs.

8:47 Brokaw: "Please pay attention to me. Noone does. Noone ever does :("

8:49 Some white lady asks some dull healthcare question. Where is the fun stuff? For real. How about some Keating? How about some William Ayres shit?

8:53 We should be able to go across state lines to buy healthcare....and pills for your wife.

8:57 Barry: "John McCain will smother your children with asthma."

8:59 Barry sips some gin and juice.

9:02 Barry says 9/11 again. Also, McCain is a cheerleader.

9:02 - 9:11 (snicker) Let's blow up Pakistanistans and all brown people.

9:13 Barack Obama says McCain says he says that Barack Obama is green behind the ears. This is not true. He is black behind the ears. Also, John McCain is crazy, if you didn't know.

9:15

McCain: "Veterans something bomb something jello Maverick."

9:18 Are they even taking questions from the cyborgs in the audience? Holograms. Def holograms. Someone call Sarah Connor.

9:21 McCain saw some letters that spelled Putin's name in his Alhpa-Bits.

9:22 Obama: "If Russia wants to buy land, let them. The US has seen how that goes down."

9:25 Another bald guy: "Do you like Israel or LOVE Irael? Check yes or know."

9:26 McCain LOVES Israel enough to blow Lieberman on live teevee. Barack Obama has a swastika tattoo on his left buttock.

9:29 Obama wants one of those cool red Batman phones so he can chat with the Devil at 3am.



9:31 Barry talks about skrimps and food stamps.

9:33 John McCain does not know how to use an elevator.

9:33 Also, he was tortured.

9:34 WHAT THE FUCK IS A TILLER, MR. BURNS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

9:35 Cindy McCain is really doped up. Someone get her a guide dog.

9:36 I shouldn't be seeing Mrs. Islam's zipper. That's not change we can believe in. If you wanna be Jackie O, get a fucking designer.