Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Hitlery Victory Speech Roundup



A few minutes ago, Hillary cankled her way up on a stage in bitter Philadelphia. Her racist perv husband and butterface daughter are there as well.

People are chanting "yes she can", which I'm assuming is an answer to the question "Can she be any more annoying?"

She has solutions for terrorist home lending cells and the America-hating American ozone.

She will steal St. Barack's magic Messiah powers to heal people who have AIDS and the cancers with Baby Jesus stem cells.

Please go to her website and give her money because she is a hobo and is tired of eating Ramen and drinking Natty.

Her daughter took for granted the fact that she could go to school with black people who will not vote for her mother.

She would like to thank the mayonaise funneling Gov. Rendel for all his help, along with 100 other Pennsylvanian mayors who do not love America as much as 9udy 11uliani.

She will stumble, and might get knocked down, but she will get right back up and keep campaigning...even at President Unicorn's inauguration.

She has to steal St. Barack's motto and slightly change it to "yes we will" because she is a very poor transient who needs your money the end.

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