Friday, March 21, 2008

Panama Shitty News Herald Needs Enima



The Panama City News Herald editorial staff (shown above) have done it again.

If Exhibits A, B, C, and D were not sufficient evidence to convince you that the "paper" was run by incompetent fucktards, here's the semen stained dress:

“Woo! Spring Break. Woo!”

The shout is one of the most familiar sounds on Panama City Beach in March.

It can be heard emanating from off-road vehicles overflowing with passengers and inside nightclubs as local and national bands prepare to play. It’s the first sign of an afternoon of fun in the sun and the final gasp of a night that has lasted two drinks too long.

However, while most spring breakers have heard it, defining “Woo!” is a tricky task.

“I think it means everybody’s drunk,” said 19-year-old Hillary Renecker, a University of Akron student.


So, yeh. An entire thread dedicated to solving the burning question on everyone's mind: What does "Woo!" mean.

Wait, wait, wait........you knew there was a video, right?



Panama City News Herald: When reading Highlights for Children is just a little too confusing.

via Panama Shitty News Herald

No comments: