Jeebus to Kick Muhammad's Ass

One interesting aspect of the GOP nomination race is the tough guy competition (which thank Gawd replaces the swimsuit competition).

Mccain will follow UBL to "the gates of hell."




But look out WALNUTS! King of Iowa Christians and Subway enthusiast Mike Huckabee wants to be a little more inclusive in his useless rhetoric:

Asked whether the American commanders on the scene were right in not attacking the Iranian boats, Mr Huckabee said he backed their decisions, before warning Iran: "Be prepared, first, to put your sights on the American vessel. And then be prepared that the next thing you see will be the gates of Hell, because that is exactly what you will see after that."


Huck also added that his son David will be sent to Iran to hang every canine.

via Times Online