Emo-Hillary Follows Trail of Tears to NH Victory

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Good for you. That crying thing worked.

Just hope you don't expect to use the same strategy in Nevada. Boys don't cry, and niether do prostitutes on a 14 hour shift.

"Ewwwww, the black man won't let me be President. I totes called dibs back in the 90's. Wah Wah Wah."

Hillary, when it's 7am on a Tuesday and you have an obese Chinese businessman breathing down the back of your neck screaming "Yeehar, Yeehar!!!!" then you can cry. Otherwise, STFU.

via NY Times