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Crazy Tom Cruise Also A Sucker

I have conflicting emotions.

One one hand, I'm still emo over Heath, so anyone trying to take advantage of his death by posing as his father to get free schwag and condolences from movie stars disgusts me.

On the other, when it's Tom Cruise involved, that....that's just fucking gold:

Heath Ledger's father set about the sad task of gathering personal effects today from his son's SoHo apartment.

Kim Ledger, a race-car driver, was spotted today outside the apartment where his son died last week. He arrived in New York on a flight from LA yesterday.

While Ledger visited the apartment, police were still trying to find a twisted impostor pretending to be the grieving father. The imposter cruelly duped superstar Tom Cruise into consoling him over the phone - and nearly got John Travolta to buy him a plane ticket to the United States, sources told The Post.

To which Tommy replied:



via NY Post

Tom Cruise Explains All

Actually, it's Jerry O'Connell making fun of this

Enjoy:



via funnordie.com

Tom Cruise: Narcissistic Douche

photo via Reuters


Tommy couldn't get any crazier, right?

That would be a big NO. Major league nutcase. Even proves it in a interview:

"When you're a Scientologist, and you drive by an accident, you know you have to do something about it, because you know you're the only one who can really help... We are the way to happiness. We can bring peace and unite cultures"

Fuck tonight's Nevada debate. I wanna see Tommy and Mittens have a scary religion debate. Winner is crowned King of the Moon, or something like that.

Anyway, the video is gold. Watch it all, if you can stomache it.



via Gawker