Master of War

From Gawker:

The Youtube user who brought us the terrifically popular "Ted Stevens: a Series of Tubes" video, is taking on awful Republican Presidential nominee John McCain in his latest creation. I think he takes a little too long to get to the McCain stuff, but it gets good (in a creepy, scary way) once he does.

Ted Stevens Says He Didn't Do It

The distinguished eskimo Senator from AK plead not guilty to all that stuff that he actually did do.

After being forced to hand over his passport, Stevens requested that his trial be moved from D.C. to Alaska. This is because he has already brided the assortment of penguins and polar bears that will sit on his jury.

via CNN

BREAKING NEWS!!!: Ted Stevens Indicted, Does Not Matter

This of course is not news because every website on the planet has retarded screamers blazing on their front page like this:



From HuffPo:

Sen. Ted Stevens, the nation's longest-serving Republican senator and a major figure in Alaska politics since before statehood, was indicted Tuesday on seven felony counts of concealing more than a quarter of a million dollars in house renovations and gifts from a powerful oil contractor that lobbied him for government aid.

Stevens, 84, is the first sitting U.S. senator to face federal indictment since 1993. He declared, "I am innocent of these charges and intend to prove that."

He is accused of lying on his annual Senate financial disclosure reports between 1999 and 2006 _ an indictment that caps a lengthy FBI investigation that has upended Alaska politics and brought unfavorable attention to both Stevens and his congressional colleague, GOP Rep. Don Young. Both are running for re-election this year.