Obama hottie speechwriter Jon Favreau was
thrown under the bus by the NY Times. The bright side is that you can now call his cell and
hear the hypnotic melody that is his voicemail.
Canadian fighters
intercepted a Russian bomber while President Unicorn was visiting the country. Canada has fighter jets...you learn something new every day.
U.S. set to
shoot down any large sparklers North Korea launches.
With
W out and BO in, Michele Bachmann has developed a
terminal case of jungle fever.Justice Dept.
transforms in to Woodstock within a month of transition.
Republicans better not say shit about
any cute nicknames Dems come up with in 2011.
Mittens
robbed again...this time of jewelry.
W and Laura are
officially hobos.
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