From Wonkette:
Way back in 1957 — when John McCain was failing in college, the one that he visited today — he and some boys "sailed to Rio de Janeiro aboard a destroyer" in order to destroy Brazil. As John McCain wrote in his 1999 memoir, "My imagination could not have embellished the good time we made of our nine days in port." That's because he got laiiiiiiiiid! And then he went back to Brazil later to shtup her again, this Brazilian model. And then he went back yet again for even more sex. Does John McCain still go to Brazil to make this Brazilian gal?
...Ancient legend has it that if you creep into the woods of Brazil on certain muggy summer nights, with a full moon out and Mars and Venus in perfect alignment with the sun, you can hear John McCain softly masturbating in the rainforest canopy. "Take me home, I need to dress for dinner..." he whispers. And then his Hospice nurse finds him and takes him home, because he does not know how he got there.
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