Today's Paultard Video

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Guess Who's Getting Gaymarried?

Queen Latifah.

Now that California okayed the demise of heterosexual relationships all across the country, King Latifah can stop living in sin with her trainer/girlfriend and start really pissing Jesus off:

This is somehow a big deal since Queen Latifah is not technically out of the closet, despite the fact that America has known she's lesbian ever since she played one in that dopey heist flick Set it Off back in 1996. It's also seemingly a big deal because Latifah has endorsement deals with Cover Girl, Pizza Hut, and Jenny Craig, among others, and it's unclear how those companies would react to having an openly gay spokesperson. (Never mind that gay marriage is now legal in California.)

Those concerns happen to be completely unfounded—if any of those companies were to drop Latifiah for coming out of the closet, the backlash would quickly result in a public relations disaster of gigantic proportion. So let's just agree this isn't a big deal at all, okay? Wake us up when Lindsay is officially out.

via Radar

Today's Paultard Video

Ron Paul: Prophet or Genius?

Um, are those my only choices?

How about Last Wizard of Middle-earth or Crazy Racist Cult Leader?

Dr. Congressman L. Ron Paultard Might Win Something!!!

And it's a real state. It's not named Thunder Bluff or Darnassus.

Ron Paul may win the state of Maine on Super Tuesday. Let's find out why:

His stop in the state earlier this week also made him the only presidential contender from either party to visit before the caucuses.

"I think that (because) he's paid attention to Maine, he'll be rewarded," R. Kenneth Lindell, Paul's campaign coordinator in Maine, said Thursday.

So, HAZAA for the racist vap spelunking Dr. Congressman L. Ron Paultard!!!

Only 1159 delegates to go.

via AP