Sunday, June 15, 2008
Guess Who's Getting Gaymarried?
Queen Latifah.
Now that California okayed the demise of heterosexual relationships all across the country, King Latifah can stop living in sin with her trainer/girlfriend and start really pissing Jesus off:
This is somehow a big deal since Queen Latifah is not technically out of the closet, despite the fact that America has known she's lesbian ever since she played one in that dopey heist flick Set it Off back in 1996. It's also seemingly a big deal because Latifah has endorsement deals with Cover Girl, Pizza Hut, and Jenny Craig, among others, and it's unclear how those companies would react to having an openly gay spokesperson. (Never mind that gay marriage is now legal in California.)
Those concerns happen to be completely unfounded—if any of those companies were to drop Latifiah for coming out of the closet, the backlash would quickly result in a public relations disaster of gigantic proportion. So let's just agree this isn't a big deal at all, okay? Wake us up when Lindsay is officially out.
via Radar
Labels:
California,
coaches,
marriage,
Queen Latifh,
sodomists,
vag spelunking
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