Showing posts with label Jawas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jawas. Show all posts

Saturday, May 2, 2009

FOUND: One Martian Skull

Bong just waiting to happen

Ahhh, science. Master of the unknown once again.

When was the last time your Jesus found an alien corpse? Huh?

NASA's robot monster, Spirit, captured the above image while cruising the Mars strip.

Might it be a relative of the Jawa found January of last year?

From the Telegraph:

At first glance it looks like a rocky desert - but this image of the Mars landscape has got space-gazers talking.

An oddly shaped space boulder appears to show eye sockets and a nose leading to speculation it might be a Martian skull.

Internet forums are full of chatter about the picture, taken by a panoramic NASA camera known as Spirit.

One alien-spotter speculated: "The skull is 15 cm with binocular eyes 5 cm apart. The cranial capacity is approximately 1400 cc.

"There appears to be a narrow pointed small mouth, so this creature most likely is a carnivore."

Another joked: "The coronal ridge shows ample structure to support the musculature of antennae, although none are visible in this view.

"The nose area is broad and blunted as you would expect to see in a cold and windy landscape. Is he decapitated or is he buried up to his neck?"

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Tiger Beat's Middle East Bureau Unveils Newest Centerfold

fag

Meet Hamza bin Laden. He's OBL's 16yo son, and heir to the bin Laden Shitty Youtube Post Dynasty™.

Hamza (or H-dog as the kids call him) dropped his latest track with some funky fresh lines, such as:

“Accelerate the destruction of America, Britain, France and Denmark.”

...Oh God, reward the fighters hitting the infidels and defectors. Oh God, guide the youth of the Islamic nation and let them assist with the fighters’ plans.

“God, be pleased with those who want to go for jihad — and blind those who are watching and want to capture them.”


Two things are evident from this video:

1) This kid is a douchebag

2) Apparently, terrorist males do not have balls at the the age of 16, causing all of them to sound like Jordy.

via The Sun

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Jawa Found on Mars




Above is a photo that NASA's Spirit took while doing recon on Mars.

Some say it's a rock. Others say it's Bigfoot. Others say it's Osama.

I say wait and see if the figure tries to steal and then resell the Spirit. If so, it's def a Jawa.

via The Sun