Today's Godtube Moment

ElijahJohn888 is back with more wierd shit to say. This time, it's about his vision of the Rapture, which is the date that this Jesus person comes to Earth and takes all the crazies back to Heaven so they no longer kill our buzz.

Elijah, if you want people to take your visions seriously, don't tell us they happened while on a road trip in 1968. And don't post them on Godtube at 12am.

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Today's Godtube Moment

Here's a dude named ElijahJohn888. The above video is kinda long, but he wears a funny cat shirt and has apparently caught teh crazy so we put that one on top. He describes how you can and should speak in tongues.......unless you hate Jesus.



Here's the money shot: He actually speaks in tongues, which turns out to be a cross between French and Klingon. Watch all of this video, as there's a bonus musical act near the end. In the tongues.

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