Today's Paultard Video

This Nazi Paultard has devised a brilliant scheme to wrestle the Republican nomination away from Juan McCain: Make sure all the delegates at the convention are Paultards.

Then, all that's left is to annex America, use their Cheetos-stained hands to tatoo binary ID barcodes on non-Paultards' forearms (because The Matrix will be named America's Official Movie), then force us all to create Second Life characters that will be their Second Life characters' slaves.