DBNJ: Your Serial Killer Headquarters

The Daytona Beach News Journal is now your # 1 source for news on Redneck Dexter.

They even have a special page online so you can track the movements and latest updates on a creep that shudda been in jail three years ago.

Besides pictures of victims and archived pieces on RD, they even have a definition of "serial killer" :

The definitions vary from source to source. In general, a serial killer is one who preys on people he or she does not know.

Thanks DBNJ.

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DBNJ, the most trusted name in news. Atleast right above the Panama Shitty News Herald.

via DBNJ

Scary Serial Killer Distraction

Hey, did you know there was actually a Daytona Beach News Journal? Me neither!

No matter. The DBNJ says there's a serial killer in the cultural Mecca that is known as Daytona Beach.

And that's good enough for me. I watch enough Cold Case Files and The First 48 to believe it.

That shit scares the shit out of me.

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