Wednesday, April 1, 2009
World Leaders Meet To Plot Horrible New Ways To Ruin Our Ekonumeez
Geez, is it that time already?
President Unicorn has landed in London for the G-20 Summit, which is a fancy title for a multi-cultural rainbow party.
Some citizens of London do not care for this elitist orgy. Nope, not at all:
In more important news, the Telegraph is still being pissy about Obama's horrible gift-giving abilities. The Queen received an iPod from the First Couple, which is a crime against humanity because the old bag already has one:
Barack Obama met the Queen at Buckingham Palace today and gave her a gift of an iPod loaded with video footage and photographs of her 2007 United States visit to Richmond, Jamestown and Williamsburg in Virginia. In return, the Queen gave the President a silver framed signed photograph of herself and the Duke of Edinburgh - apparently a standard present for visiting dignitaries.
It is believed the Queen already has an iPod, a 6GB silver Mini version she is said to have bought in 2005 at the suggestion of Prince Andrew.
Also on the agenda: Michelle Obama will fight Carla Bruni-Sarkozy to the death. Michelle will emerge the victor and celebrate her by dining in the company of various Satanist cult leaders the end.
Labels:
Ekonumeez,
G-20,
London,
Michelle Obama,
orgy,
President Obama,
Queen Elizabeth,
rainbow parties,
satanism,
supervillians
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