The World Is A Sad Dark Place

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The Rockey Mountain News hit a new media low. One of their asshat reporters live-blogged a 3yo's funeral, who was killed at an ice cream store:

rabbi calls end to ceremony 10:28 AM September 10, 2008 from txt

rabbi chanting final prayer in hebrew 10:27 AM September 10, 2008 from txt

earth being placed on coffin. 10:22 AM September 10, 2008 from txt

rabbi recites the main hebrew prayer of death 10:20 AM September 10, 2008 from txt

rabbi zucker praying 10:18 AM September 10, 2008 from txt

coffin lowered into ground 10:18 AM September 10, 2008 from txt

people gathering at graveside 10:14 AM September 10, 2008 from txt

procession begins 10:01 AM September 10, 2008 from txt

cars queueing up to follow hearse 09:59 AM September 10, 2008 from txt

pallbearers carry out coffin followed by mourners. 09:48 AM September 10, 2008 from txt

people again are sobbing. rabbi again asks god to give marten everlasting life. 09:46 AM September 10, 2008 from txt

video shows marten blowing out candles on birthday cake, marten with dog. last images are of headlines. 09:44 AM September 10, 2008 from txt

video of marten is projected on screen. 09:32 AM September 10, 2008 from txt

rabbi says marten is close to god now. 09:31 AM September 10, 2008 from txt

rabbi says marten loved to be tickled. calls the death a nightmare. no words can sooth us, he says. 09:28 AM September 10, 2008 from txt

family member says marten is with grandmother who died last year. ' marten we loved you,' he says. People sobbing. 09:22 AM September 10, 2008 from txt

family member remembers marten. 09:20 AM September 10, 2008 from txt
rabbi says we will always remember marten and he will live in our memory. 09:18 AM

September 10, 2008 from txt

rabbi recites 23rd psalm. 09:16 AM September 10, 2008 from txt

Oh yeh, forgot to tell you that he did it on Twitter.

Douche.