Students Pretend To Care About Old Racist Stories

Above is a video of the Walton Guard, which is a group of people who gather the third Wednesday of each month to watch Glory while cutting themselves.

Yesterday, they went to Lewis Middle School to teach the kids a few valuable lessons. What did they learn? (besides "staying away from bearded men who allude to masturbation" and "keeping the keys to your spice cabinet on you at all times so Mexicans will not steal them"):

Confederate “soldier” Todd Wehling wasn’t fighting for slavery. He was fighting for freedom.

Slavery, “that’s for rich people to have,” he said Friday. “I’ve got 17 children. I don’t need slaves.”

via NWF Daily News