Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Hobo Hillary Wants To Keep Lady Bitters' Money

won't someone buy her ramen?

Hillary sent out a message to the 18 million bitter cracks in Barack Obama's sexist ceiling:

Hillary Clinton's campaign is sending out letters to donors asking permission to roll a $2,300 contribution to Clinton's 2008 general election coffers to her 2012 senate election fund instead of offering a refund.

The letter, read to me by one recipient, includes a photocopy of a handwritten note from Clinton that says, "Dear friend, your commitment has meant so much to me over the course of my presidential campaign. You were there for me when I needed you the most and I'll never forget it. I hope you'll help me continue to fight for the issues and causes we believe in by filling out the enclosed form in support of Friends of Hillary."

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