Barack Obama Is Destroying America, One Relationship At A Time

From Shenanigans:

Keller, a 27-year-old health care consultant who is backing Obama, told us Wednesday that she had been dating a guy — whom we’ll refer to as Nameless Philly Guy because she declined to name him — for about six months when they suddenly broke up. He said that he was “all wrapped up in the campaign.” And he’s not a campaign staffer. Nor does he live in D.C. Nor does he work in politics — he’s a health care consultant, too. (For now, let’s just ignore the politics of two health care consultants backing Obama.)

“I’m your average girl who likes Us Weekly,” Keller said. “And I read the headlines in The New York Times, sure, but I’m not as in-depth as that. And so there were times when he wanted to go canvass Ohio and I wanted to just hang out with my friends.”

And when they broke up? “I kept thinking, ‘I got dumped for Obama.’ I can’t believe my relationship ended because he was involved with the campaign.”