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Geno's World, TMZ's mongoloid sister, has just done dug themselves a hole.

This past week, they had a post entitled "Exclusive: Adam Lambert's friend and former boyfriend "Cheeks" turns down Star Magazine's offer for revealing interview!":

As revealed on Geno's World exclusively on 3/4/09 , the man pictured kissing Adam Lambert in the photos that swept the Internet is "Cheeks", a rising music star in his own right. A loyal friend, "Cheeks" has turned down interviews and money making opportunities to reveal stories about his relationship with Lambert. "Cheeks" has repeatedly told friends of "Geno's World" that he does not want to interfere with Adam's race to the finals on Idol. He is content to stay in the background and root his friend on quietly.

Today, word came to Geno's World that "Cheeks" was offered a measly $2,000 and promotion for his projects from Star magazine to "tell all" about his relationship with Adam. A source close to "Cheeks" told me "2 Grand? Please! "Cheeks" has turned down offers that have dwarfed that one to talk about Adam. The only way he'd ever open up is to do so in a friendly and safe environment. The price would have to be out of this world and with the understanding that "Cheeks" would never ever say anything disrespectful or mean about Adam" Good for "Cheeks"! It's good to know that someone has integrity out there!


Besides the ironically hilarious last line of the post about "integrity", again the title of the post is Exclusive: Adam Lambert's friend and former boyfriend "Cheeks" turns down Star Magazine's offer for revealing interview!.

Former.

Which proves my point from a week or so ago.....about Geno's World being full of shit:

"Radar Online has reported on Geno's World's exclusive revealing of American Idol's Adam Lambert's boyfriend's identity. "Cheeks" had no comment to Radar's request for a quote......But Geno's World is hard at work talking to "Cheeks" friends convinving him to tell his story exclusively here at Geno's World. And Geno's World has an exclusive response to an Access Hollywood report from 1 hour ago. Adam had talked to AH about his kissing photos that hit the web of him and "Cheeks". The report says Adam is currently single.....NOT SO says a close associate of "Cheeks". "Oh no, they still see each other.".....Stay tuned......."


So......suck it.

Moving on, The NY Daily News reported that Lambo took his "boyfriend" to Outback with other Idol contestants:

American Idol" finalist Adam Lambert wasn't coy about his love life when he and other "AI" contestants got together the other night at Burbank's Outback Steakhouse. Lambert called the dude with him "my boyfriend," says a spy. Also looking cozy at the dinner: Anoop Desai and Megan Joy Corkrey, who sources say are an item.


Again, this probably bullshit. According to Matt Giraud and Jackie Tohn's Twitter page, the group went out to the Olive Garden.

What can we gain from all of this?

None of this is true.

Adam Lambert is neither straight nor gay. He is a pansexual Adlet sent to our Earths to drink the blood of children who are not baptized.

Three more days and this shit will be over, folks.

Now it's time to go, because the 4th hour of the Today Show is on and.......yeh.


UPDATE: As much as it pains me, go here. This is Jesusery/douchebaggery at it's finest:



Sarver took down the video from his MySpace and issued this “apology”:

May 18, 2009 11:49 AM
Just want to say to those offended by this video that I am sorry you were offended. I did not intend that. In a world where I love u between guys can mean more then one thing we just wanted to clarify the status of our relationship. It had nothing to do with passing judgement. “

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Allison is gone, leaving Lambo Cockrissian, Gokey, and that cute little cracker.

With the Jesus vote now being split by Gokey and Kris Allen, Adam Lambert will more than likely be safe next week as well.

One burning question in my mind: Where the hell is Cheeks lately? He's been spotted in the audience a few times up to about a month ago. Now he's nowhere to be seen.

There's a few possible scenerios here....

1) Trash blogs/TMZ fellators like....say...Geno's World totally made up this shit up about Brad Bell still being involved with Lambo. Take statements like this:

"Pictures of Adam kissing another man have recently surfaced all over the web. The question remained.....who is the mysterious man? Well the man is............ Brad Bell aka "Cheeks" a music star in his own right! Geno's World has been in contact with Brad's people and is hoping for an interview soon. One of Brad's people told me that "Brad doesn't want to mess with Adam's chances in Idol. His main concern right now is to support Adam and give him his 100% support and love!" Awwwwwwwww. How cute!"

or this:

"Radar Online has reported on Geno's World's exclusive revealing of American Idol's Adam Lambert's boyfriend's identity. "Cheeks" had no comment to Radar's request for a quote......But Geno's World is hard at work talking to "Cheeks" friends convinving him to tell his story exclusively here at Geno's World. And Geno's World has an exclusive response to an Access Hollywood report from 1 hour ago. Adam had talked to AH about his kissing photos that hit the web of him and "Cheeks". The report says Adam is currently single.....NOT SO says a close associate of "Cheeks". "Oh no, they still see each other.".....Stay tuned......."

Statements of which we've reposted. Shame on us.

Maybe Geno needs to stick to reposting E! and Entertainment Tonight videos, instead of pulling page views out of his ass. Just subsrcibe to TMZ's RSS feed and go fuck off with Harvey Levin or whatever.



2) Brad Bell was at one time involved in some way with Lambo (obvs), yet they are no longer an item. Again, see above and suck it, Geno, for making shit up.



3) Bell and Lambert are still together, yet Cheeks feels the need not to "put that evil on him" by showing his face on the teevees any longer as to not "ruin" Lambo's chances.

Admirable, yes. But isn't this a historic opportunity?

It's doubtful that Adam's numbers will fall just because of Cheeks' face is flashed above the banner of "Adam's Friends and Family" on the show. Remember last week when Lambo landed in the bottom three? No bf in sight on performance (or resluts) night. The same night that Gokey and the red head hobbit acquired more votes.

Further, wouldn't that be the opportune time to be cheering him on from the audience? When Lambo is at the cusp of elimination?

Cheeks, if indeed you two are still together....get your ass back to the studio on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Lambo looks and acts like he could use it.

If you are not, then dismiss this rant and let's hope Geno's World gets the internet version of the Mexican Pig Flu AIDS.