Tuesday, August 19, 2008

WANTED: Uncut Gay Spies

Secret Gaygent Man

Notice to all homosexual British people: There's a job for you, besides cutting hair and catering.

You can be a spy person. Just like James Bond. Kinda. Without the whole fucking women part....unless you're a bulldogga:

Britain's domestic spy agency wants gay recruits to know: It's time to come out of the closet.

After shunning them for decades over worries of blackmail, MI5 is now asking gay and lesbian people to consider a career as a spy, promising the chance to fight terrorists, protect their country — and earn a decent salary, plus benefits.

As part of an ongoing recruitment drive, MI5 is already wooing women, minorities and people with language skills. The fact that they're now reaching out to Britain's gay community is long overdue, said Peter Tatchell, a London-based gay rights activist.

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