Elderly Panamanian Juan McCain Tried To Kill Sandinista Rebel With Bare Hands

Here's a fun story. Another friend person that has known John McCain for longer than five minutes has verified that the man is indeed batshit fucking crazy .

In this 1987 adventure, WALNUTS! goes on some kind of diplomatic gay cruise to Nicaragua with Thad Cochran and Bob Dole (who has also stated that McCain is a psychogeezer).

Cochran, Dole, and McCain were meeting with some Sandanistas, who turned out out NOT to be delicious cookies. The discussion got heated and suddenly Generalissimo John McCunt snatched one of the Pecan Sandanistas out of his chair, assaulted him, and probably called him a cunt.

From Sun Herald:

Notably mild-mannered Republican Sen. Thad Cochran shocked many earlier this year with comments about John McCain's volatile temper. He has since mended fences with the GOP presidential nominee.

But as first reported at sunherald.com, Cochran told the Sun Herald he witnessed a confrontation between McCain and a Sandinista rebel decades ago in which McCain "got mad at the guy and he just reached over there and snatched him."

...The thought of his being president sends a cold chill down my spine," Cochran told the Globe. "He is erratic. He is hotheaded. He loses his temper and he worries me."

...But Cochran said he observed McCain engage in a physical confrontation with a Sandinista while participating in a diplomatic mission led by Sen. Bob Dole and others in the fall of 1987. Cochran, McCain - who had won election to the Senate that year - and other members of a bipartisan committee of lawmakers called the Central American Negotiations Observer Group - met with Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega, head of the left-wing political party known as Sandinistas, about tensions in the region.

The atmosphere was tense, as the U.S. was pressing "pretty hard." Cochran noticed a disturbance at the meeting table in a room lined with armed personnel.

"McCain was down at the end of the table and we were talking to the head of the guerilla group here at this end of the table and I don't know what attracted my attention," Cochran said. "But I saw some kind of quick movement at the bottom of the table and I looked down there and John had reached over and grabbed this guy by the shirt collar and had snatched him up like he was throwing him up out of the chair to tell him what he thought about him or whatever. I don't know what he was telling him but I thought, good grief, everybody around here has got guns and we were there on a diplomatic mission. I don't know what had happened to provoke John but he obviously got mad at the guy and he just reached over there and snatched him."