Jesus-double-dutching-Christ: Today's Paultard Video

Dear parents of this hobbit,

Smack him.

Sneak up in his room while he's distracted, like say when he's whacking it to Alex Jones' internets show......then just smack the shit out him.

It's for his own good


Yours in Christ,

brickbat

Today's Paultard Video

Meet the tiniest hobbit's new bff....this guy. He was held back in high school, but no matter.

Let him teach us all about the Free Speech and so forth.

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Today's Paultard Video

The swine flu according to a Paultard.

You gotta watch the whole damn thing.


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Today's Paultard Video

If you can make sense of what this 9/11 truther hobbit is talking about...write us.

When will they allow waterboarding in schools?

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Today's Anti-Paultard Video

From the description:

We, at the cult of Ron Paul, discuss the vile conspiracy that prevented the good Dr. Paul from taking his rightful place in the white house. We discuss Dr. Paul's broad base of support and the complete media black against him perpetrated by the evil NWO.

Today's Godtube/tangle Moment

Finally! Someone summed up the major arguments against gay marriage in under 30 seconds...kinda.

Pastor Mike, a gay internet taint-goblin, made this vidja with the aid of his daughter's Leapfrog to help us understand that the gays Devaluate™ the concept of marriage, which is based on gold and Ron Paul dollars.

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Today's Paultard Video

Again with the tiniest hobbit.

We'd stop mocking if he's stop videoing. Or whatever that word would be.

From the description:

twitter me twitter.com/robertwanek

my president is fascist he wants me to serve thats the bottom line respect he can't earn.


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BREAKING NEWS: brickbat Endorses Missouri

The alternate title of this post was "Chuck Baldwin And This Douche Are Gold-humping, Ron Paul-fetishist Jewbeasts."

From (giggle) Chuck Baldwin:

Thanks to a concerned Missouri state policeman, a nationally syndicated radio talk show host stated that he was alerted last week to a secret Missouri state police report that categorized supporters of Congressman Ron Paul, Bob Barr, and myself as "'militia' influenced terrorists." The report, he said, "instructs the Missouri police to be on the lookout for supporters displaying bumper stickers and other paraphernalia associated with the Constitutional, Campaign for Liberty, and Libertarian parties."

Ignoring the threat of Muslim terrorists, the Missouri Information Analysis Center (MIAC) report focuses on the so-called "militia movement" and "conflates it with supporters of Ron Paul, Chuck Baldwin, Bob Barr, the so-called patriot movement and other political activist organizations opposed to the North American Union and the New World Order."


Good...because you people are fucking nuts.

Let's read on:

The Columbia Daily Tribune also carried the story last Saturday. It quoted Missouri resident Tim Neal of Miller County. "When Neal read the report, he couldn't help but think it described him. A military veteran and a delegate to the 2008 Missouri Republican state convention, he didn't appreciate being lumped in with groups like the Neo-Nazis.

"'I was going down the list and thinking, "Check, that's me,"' he said. 'I'm a Ron Paul supporter, check. I talk about the North American union, check. I've got the "America: Freedom to Fascism" video loaned out to somebody right now. So that means I'm a domestic terrorist? Because I've got a video about the Federal Reserve?'"


Yes, it does.




And with that, we bring you a very special Today's Paultard Video:



via here and Columbia Daily Tribune,

Today's Paultard Video

The tiniest paultard hobbit is back again, imploring fellow gold-fellating 9/11 truther fucksticks to make 20 second video messages for President Obama.

People actually did this:




Dear Mr. Obama: Please do not close Guantánamo Bay and allow brickbat to write the guest list.

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Today's Paultard Video

Once you get past the history of our Earths and how Jesus invented a bunch of neat stuff for a bunch of heathen ingrates, you get to the part about how most politicians are Satanists.

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Today's Paultard Video

This Paultard made a prediction that markets would collapse on January 26 of this year.

Funny thing: today is January 31 and most of us are still not hobos who gobble cock in an alleyway for chocolate wrappers that look gold.

But, BEWARE! Youtube user january262009 warns of February 6, which is the day that Jesus comes back to Earth wearing a V for Vendetta mask astride Ron Paul to devour our dollars and economies.

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Today's Paultard Video

Sure, we pick on this kid alot...but he's a flaming paultard.

This story is about a tiny hobbit who used the gold he stole from a troll's cave to purchase a 9/11 truth shirt and wear it for his school's picture day.

There was drama.

Not to worry, though. By Gandolf's staff, he won!!!



And America lost.

Oh, and so did Ron Paul. Get rid of the signs, freak.

Today's Paultard Video

Remember this hobbit?

Here's his take on election day.

Lets hope his parents are checking under his bed and in his closet for guns, explosives, and anything that might be a danger to the general public. This kid is two vlogs away from an all expenses paid vaca to Gitmo.

Plus, since we're giddy about The Good News, here's some more crazery:

Today's Paultard Video

This one's great, too.

The Tiniest Hobbit Returns