Today's Paultard Video

Seems like as good a way as any to start the posting again.

Here's our favorite tiny hobbit rambling about how librul schools are giving vaccines for the Mexican Pig Aids just so they can contaminate children's blood with NAFTA NWO brain leeches or something.

Enjoy.


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Jesus Christ There's Another One

Thanks alot, CNN. The day was going along just fine so far.

Meet Rand (Hmmm?) Paul, son of Dr. Congressman Ron Paul and heir to the kingdom of Middle-earth.

He's running for a U.S. Senate seat in Kentucky!!!

Paultards have raised 12k since the announcement.

Here we go again:

Dr. Rand Paul, the son of former Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul, announced Thursday night that he is forming an exploratory committee to to challenge Kentucky Sen. Jim Bunning in a Republican primary.

Paul made the announcement Thursday night on MSNBC's Rachel Maddow Show.

Paul had said previously that he would not throw his hat in the ring if Bunning decided to run for reelection. Bunning — seen as one of the weakest Republicans in the 2010 race — has said that he will run again, but Paul said he doesn't necessarily trust that the two-term Kentucky senator will follow through.

"I think the problem is that every time a reporter asks Jim Bunning, are you running, their follow up question is, Jim, are you really running," Paul said. He said Bunning has done some "unusual things" and said, "What I hate to see is a politician who might go all the way up to the deadline and pull their papers out an hour before and then you have one candidate and there's no real primary."

Since his announcement, Paul said he has raised over $12,000, according to his campaign Web site. Paul's conservative views are very similar to those of his father, who garnered a major grassroots following during his run for president last year.


Hobbit HQ can be found here.

Existence Of Ancient Paultards Confirmed!!!!!

Paultards, wish no more.

The Independent has done your geneology homework for you:

A miniature species of extinct humans, nicknamed "hobbits", possessed unusual anatomical features explained by their complete isolation from the rest of humanity for thousands of years on their remote island home in Indonesia, studies have found.

The tiny people, who grew to an adult height of no more than three feet, astounded scientists in 2004 when a skull and partial skeletons were unearthed from a cave on the island of Flores. Radiocarbon dating suggested that the species, Homo floresiensis, had lived in and around the cave for tens of thousand of years before dying out about 17,000 years ago.

The latest research into H. floresiensis has found that they were flat-footed, long-toed creatures who could walk easily on two legs but would have found it difficult to run at speed. A separate study suggests that their very small heads, which were perfectly in proportion to their bodies, were the evolutionary outcome of living on such a remote island for so long.

Two studies published in the journal Nature also cast further doubt on the idea that the hobbits were ordinary people suffering from some kind of pathological condition, such as microcephaly – when the skull fails to grow normally. Many scientists believe there is now little doubt that the hobbits were indeed a human species who had evolved as a result of island dwarfism, when larger animals gradually become smaller over the generations.


So, there's a secret Paultard Island where all these fucks could be living in Freedom™ to eat Cheetos while conjuring up conspiracies about WoW being monitored and controlled by the Freemasons?

What are we waiting for? Let's go ahead and send 'em packing.

via The Independent

Today's Paultard Video

The tiniest paultard hobbit is back again, imploring fellow gold-fellating 9/11 truther fucksticks to make 20 second video messages for President Obama.

People actually did this:




Dear Mr. Obama: Please do not close Guantánamo Bay and allow brickbat to write the guest list.

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Today's Paultard Video

Remember this hobbit?

Here's his take on election day.

Lets hope his parents are checking under his bed and in his closet for guns, explosives, and anything that might be a danger to the general public. This kid is two vlogs away from an all expenses paid vaca to Gitmo.

Plus, since we're giddy about The Good News, here's some more crazery:

Paultards: I Give You Your Morning Wood

Ron Paul, king of Middle-earth, has not ruled out a 2012 run.

This is fantastic fodder for the next 4 years.

Today's Paultard Video

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Today's Paultard Video

The tiniest hobbit is back on the march for Middle-earth's freedoms, this time almost getting arrested for assisting an injured student (who we assume attempted to commit suicide because he was tired of hearing this Paultard talk about the police state and gold standards).

The hobbit tried to talk to his sheeple teachers about the Constitutional right to be a loudmouth doucheteen, but they were having none of it and......horror......they told him to shut up.

This obviously means that Breckenridge Public Schools hates America and probably carried out 9/11.