Today's Paultard Video

Seems like as good a way as any to start the posting again.

Here's our favorite tiny hobbit rambling about how librul schools are giving vaccines for the Mexican Pig Aids just so they can contaminate children's blood with NAFTA NWO brain leeches or something.

Enjoy.


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Jesus-double-dutching-Christ: Today's Paultard Video

Dear parents of this hobbit,

Smack him.

Sneak up in his room while he's distracted, like say when he's whacking it to Alex Jones' internets show......then just smack the shit out him.

It's for his own good


Yours in Christ,

brickbat

Today's Paultard Video

Meet the tiniest hobbit's new bff....this guy. He was held back in high school, but no matter.

Let him teach us all about the Free Speech and so forth.

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We Assume The History Books In The District Need Updating

Ah, prom season.

It's the time of year when doucheteens across the country max out their parents' credit cards to rent snazzy outfits and fancy limousines to attend an overpriced party in their HS gym to bump and grind to the rap music, followed by bumping and grinding in a cheap motel. That is America.

Montgomery County, GA has a very special kind of prom. The kind where white and black folk are segregated. Hoorayz for 2009!!!

From NY Times:


Waiting out the final weeks of the school year, they begin rightfully to revel in the shared thrill of moving on. It is no different in south-central Georgia’s Montgomery County, made up of a few small towns set between fields of wire grass and sweet onion. The music is turned up. Homework languishes. The future looms large. But for the 54 students in the class of 2009 at Montgomery County High School, so, too, does the past. On May 1 — a balmy Friday evening — the white students held their senior prom. And the following night — a balmy Saturday — the black students had theirs.

...Racially segregated proms have been held in Montgomery County — where about two-thirds of the population is white — almost every year since its schools were integrated in 1971. Such proms are, by many accounts, longstanding traditions in towns across the rural South, though in recent years a number of communities have successfully pushed for change.

...Students of both races say that interracial friendships are common at Montgomery County High School. Black and white students also date one another, though often out of sight of judgmental parents. “Most of the students do want to have a prom together,” says Terra Fountain, a white 18-year-old who graduated from Montgomery County High School last year and is now living with her black boyfriend. “But it’s the white parents who say no. … They’re like, if you’re going with the black people, I’m not going to pay for it.”

“It’s awkward,” acknowledges JonPaul Edge, a senior who is white. “I have as many black friends as I do white friends. We do everything else together. We hang out. We play sports together. We go to class together. I don’t think anybody at our school is racist.” Trying to explain the continued existence of segregated proms, Edge falls back on the same reasoning offered by a number of white students and their parents. “It’s how it’s always been,” he says. “It’s just a tradition.”


The whole piece is a great read, but these few lines really stand out:


Earlier this month, on the Friday night of the white prom, Kera Nobles, a senior who is black, and six of her black classmates drove over to the local community center where it was being held. Standing amid a crowd of about 80 parents, siblings and grandparents, they snapped pictures and whooped appreciatively as their white friends — blow-dried, boutonniered and glittering in a way that only high-school seniors can — did their “senior walk,” parading in elegant pairs into the prom. “We got stared at a little, being there,” said one black student, “but it wasn’t too bad.”

After the last couple were announced, after they watched the white people’s father-daughter dance and then, along with the other bystanders, were ushered by chaperones out the door, Kera and her friends piled into a nearby KFC to eat. Whatever elation they felt for their dressed-up classmates was quickly wearing off.


We immediately thought of this:




Story via Jesus' General (MUST read piece here as well)

This Kid Is Just A Giant Douche

OMG.

It's just been a matter of time.

The above video comes from a twinkbot waste of oxygen named Connor Jon, girlfriend of known Paultard and famed lesbian, Gay God....also known as Matthew Lush. The two place have a live-stream web show thingy where they cut out paper hearts, talk live to lonely fat girls, and post pointless videos such as this:



While Lush is an internet hemorrhoid unto himself, it's Connor that we would really like to see waterboarded.

Just because a bunch of bored, obese cutters tune in to your show or watch your Youtube vidjas, an internet star you are not.

Everytime you watch a Connor Jon or Gay God upload, a MrChiCity3, or Sara, or Jon Roberts gets an internet virus.

Stop watching this shit. Foreals.

The only thing ConnorJon is good for was this video:



Other than that, eat a bag of dicks.


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Today's Paultard Video

Again with the tiniest hobbit.

We'd stop mocking if he's stop videoing. Or whatever that word would be.

From the description:

twitter me twitter.com/robertwanek

my president is fascist he wants me to serve thats the bottom line respect he can't earn.


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Tiger Beat's Middle East Bureau Unveils Newest Centerfold

Meet Hamza bin Laden. He's OBL's 16yo son, and heir to the bin Laden Shitty Youtube Post Dynasty™.

Hamza (or H-dog as the kids call him) dropped his latest track with some funky fresh lines, such as:

“Accelerate the destruction of America, Britain, France and Denmark.”

...Oh God, reward the fighters hitting the infidels and defectors. Oh God, guide the youth of the Islamic nation and let them assist with the fighters’ plans.

“God, be pleased with those who want to go for jihad — and blind those who are watching and want to capture them.”

Two things are evident from this video:

1) This kid is a douchebag

2) Apparently, terrorist males do not have balls at the the age of 16, causing all of them to sound like Jordy.

via The Sun

Today's Hilltard Video

Yes, they're still out there. Here's a hilarious rant by a shirtless sodomist who keeps saying Thundecunt was slaughtered in the primaries. Also, he's mad as hell. Worth watching til the end.

Harriet Christian's Orlando Vacation

The work of Hilltards, Operation Chaosers, or bored doucheteens?

From Local6:

Vandals spray-painted "Obama smokes crack" and other hate messages on 60 city vehicles parked across the street from City Hall in downtown Orlando.

...Special business cards left near the damaged vehicles contained negative messages about Sen. Barack Obama and Sen. John McCain. However, there were positive words about Sen. Hillary Clinton, Local 6's Kimberly Houk reported.

Some of the vehicles also had opened gas tanks.

Officials estimated that the vandals caused more than $10,000 in damage.

Today's Paultard Video

The tiny hobbit delivers once again with a rant about soldiers, Zionists, Middle Easterns, the Vatican, British Royals, and the Build-A-Bear workshop.

The Tiniest Hobbit Returns

Today's Paultard Video

The tiniest hobbit is back on the march for Middle-earth's freedoms, this time almost getting arrested for assisting an injured student (who we assume attempted to commit suicide because he was tired of hearing this Paultard talk about the police state and gold standards).

The hobbit tried to talk to his sheeple teachers about the Constitutional right to be a loudmouth doucheteen, but they were having none of it and......horror......they told him to shut up.

This obviously means that Breckenridge Public Schools hates America and probably carried out 9/11.

Hilarious Janet Jackson Video Made Hilarious....er By Commentertards

First, the above video is fucking gold.

Janet Jackson (Ms. Jackson if you're nasty) went to calligraphy school in Japan (書道 if you're nasty). If you have the time, watch the whole thing.

Now, what's funnier is that there was a Mariah vs. Janet War waged by the commenters on the Youtubes page. It's even better when you try and picture what said commenter might look like. Mine involve mostly flaming milk-and-cookies bandana wearing black queens and........flaming latino bandana wearing queens. Indulge me:

Mariah is this, Mariah is that.....whatever! If Janet's career is over why is she still making videos. She's been in the buisness longer than Mariah and people LOVE JANET no matter what you think. Your just one person........like your opinion is supposed to count.....

and thats why ya ass written blogs on her site...mariah look stupid and slutty al the time..and if u think mariah gives fuck about u ur crzy...janet know her fans and alwyas puts us firt thanks,....u looser

Ur stupid!

You must have not seen the recent OPRAH show with MARIAH>>>BEST FEMALE ENTERTAINER MY ASS>>>>..

FUCK U!!!!!!! BITCHASS!

IT IS OVER FOR JANET. MARIAH IS EXPECTED TO SELL 500k.

ジャネットにしてみれば
「何であなたの方が目立つカッコウしてんのよ」
って思ってるだろうね
まるで青山が主役じゃんｗ

青山テルマ空気読んだ服装しろよｗ

i jus came back 2 see if u were still bitchin

BUT MAriah WOULDN"T LUV YOU...YOU ARE A HATER... N WE ALL KNOW MARIAH HATES HATERS..ESPECIALLY ONE OF HER CLOSE FRIENDS JANET.......

And my personal favorite:

"Mariah loves us" You are sick. Mariah doesn't even know you.....please refill you perscription immediately!

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Children Are Our Future....Unfortunately

From First Time Voters:

To explore this potentially historic turnout by people age 18 to 24, The Journal News and LoHud.com have prepared a special multi-media report on First-time Voters in which we hear young people's concerns in their own words online and in print. We also asked new citizens voting for the first time to share their experiences, and more seasoned voters to share their memories of their first votes in a presidential election.

Here's Michael from New York.

Gawker Proves There Is A God

Ariel Milby is a spoiled bitch nice young lady who was featured on MTV's "My Super Sweet 16." Here's some highlights:

• MTV
• Music Videos
• MTV Shows
• Entertainment News

Funny story. Because of this gross display of narcissism, Ariel's father, Gary, is now under federal investigation. Seems Gary is an "oil man" who swindled investors out of millions of dollars:

...the show was so over-the-top that it caught the attention of the feds, speeding up the investigation of Milby's wrongdoing [NYT]. First time ever "My Super Sweet 16" has displayed redeeming social value! Below, a clip from the show, leading up to Ariel's "Fairytale" party. Here's a fairy tale, mean girl: your wealth. Ha ha.

via Gawker