Showing posts with label Godtube. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Godtube. Show all posts

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Today's Godtube/tangle Moment



S E X. Space the letters out and tangle will allow you to post a video about carnal indulgence.

Let's find out what Jesus people have to say about eating out or eating someone or eating someone out.

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Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Today's Godtube/tangle Moment



Ever been minding your own business, drinking or drinking and driving and whatnot, and some buzzkill comes along to talk about their boyfriend Jesus?

Well, The Rapture will solve that for you. Armageddon is just another term for "more booze and sexy time left for the rest of us".

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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Today's Godtube/tangle Moment



If you think Baby Jeebus gives a shit if you're left in an unmanned car when the Rapture occurs, think again.


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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Today's Godtube/tangle Moment



Class is in session, kids.

Did you know that Thomas Paine, the famous Revolutionary hero and ghostwriter for the Harry Potter book series, is alive? Well he is.

And he's a big 'ol racist.

And he's a Paultard...which is also a type of racist.


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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Today's Godtube/tangle Moment



Today's installment surely stands apart.

One can't help but wonder why this singing twat knows so much about animal buttfuckery.

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Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Today's Godtube/tangle Moment



Finally! Someone summed up the major arguments against gay marriage in under 30 seconds...kinda.

Pastor Mike, a gay internet taint-goblin, made this vidja with the aid of his daughter's Leapfrog to help us understand that the gays Devaluate™ the concept of marriage, which is based on gold and Ron Paul dollars.

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Thursday, April 2, 2009

Today's Godtube/tangle Moment



Why does Barack Obama insist on making these secret Muslin agent hobbit dolls?

From the description:

Pastor David Grice shows off one of satan's favorite dolls during his sermons on Sunday November 16, 2008 at Lighthouse Baptist Church in Grand Prairie, Texas. John 8:12 "Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life." For info on Islam, visit chick.com/information/religions/islam


And just for fun:

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Today's Godtube/tangle Moment



What will actually happen when the Son of Gawd comes back to Earth for the Raptures?

Mexicans will be left behind with no toilet paper as Lord Xenu barrels down from Heaven astride Shadowfax to date rape Christians, leaving their clothes on the ground for the rest of us to clean up.

Asshole.

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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Today's Godtube/tangle Moment



From the description:

This is that night! My neighbor is such a blessing, and she has ministered to us, prayed for us and encouraged us over and over. I love her deeply. She has been praying intensely for a brother who has been ensnared and when she went to sleep she was awoken with a song. Though she had never sung to anyone before she humbled herself and came and shared with us.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Today's Godtube/tangle Moment



Possibly the greatest of all time.

The money shot about 1:50 in, where the homosexual in the middle (who insisted on the Madonna-style headset) throws down.

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Friday, February 6, 2009

Today's Godtube Moment



Oh noes!!! Godtube is no longer, after selling out to the secular liberal voodoo notion that taking the word "God" out of your internets site might attract a few more people.

And on this day, tangle was born:

So what's up with the new name? After much discussion, thought, prayer and your valuable feedback, we determined that having a fresh, new identity would allow us to expand our vision and reach even more people for Christ. We recognized that our new name had to represent everything we stand for and believe in, but that it would also have to reflect our new tools and functionality. We wanted our new name to be a welcoming change, something that would represent Christ and not just one religious affiliation, giving everyone the opportunity to connect, share and grow online. Most importantly, we wanted our name to represent YOU - and all that can be changed when you wrap your faith around it.


And with that, we bring you our very first Today's Tangle Moment:

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Today's Godtube Moment



Words can't describe.

Here's the description from Godtube:

Sarah Palin tries to make a difference by throwing starfish that are stranded on the shore back into the sea while Obama and Biden stand by and watch.