brickbat Returns From Longest Vacation In Recorded History

Jingle jangle and salutations!

We have made it back to this series of tubes after an extended sabbatical to clear our minds of nonsense, such as healthcare, recessions, racist wingnuts, paultards, truthers, and other various types of nonsense.

Now, it's back to the usual. Enjoy (or not) our triumphant return.

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Stories Noone Will Read To Come Tomorrow

Your brickbat has been slave working for an esoteric concept called "money". It is an elitist concept invented by Barack Obama and his Mooslim Christ-punching friends.

Lots of stuff has happened, but we will pretend that it didn't and will start anew tomorrow.

Weekend Roundup

Kathleen Willy writes Dear Barry letter

9udy exits race to spend more time with 9/11

Millboy exits race to spend more time with mills...or dudes

I voted. It took one pen stroke, but probably still didn't count

Bill Clinton is a douchebag and should really just stick to porking fat chicks

Clay Aiken is still a huge mo