brickbat Returns From Longest Vacation In Recorded History

Jingle jangle and salutations!

We have made it back to this series of tubes after an extended sabbatical to clear our minds of nonsense, such as healthcare, recessions, racist wingnuts, paultards, truthers, and other various types of nonsense.

Now, it's back to the usual. Enjoy (or not) our triumphant return.

The Long Weekend

While we were all drinking and getting high on airplane glue over the weekend, some stuff happened:

The Hillbot 2000 was updated with a dancing chip...



A Indian-American, a Space Christian, and a gay dude walk into a ranch...

Bill Clinton once again proved that he hates his wife and her campaign...



St. Barack filled in for Ted Kennedy, who was dicking off on his elitist boat.

Busting WALNUTS!'s Military Monopoly

From TNR:

This will make for a fascinating political and cultural moment:

To underline his own family's military pedigree, Obama plans a trip in coming weeks to the Punchbowl National Cemetery in Hawaii, where his grandfather, who served in World War II, is buried.

P.S. I hadn't known Obama's great-grandfather was named Ralph Waldo Emerson (Dunham). That seems fitting, although apparently Mr. Dunham didn't much care for the name.

Barack's On Vacation And You Should Care

Atleast that's the opinion of CNN. They sent a stalker reporter to catch video of Barry Hussein.......talking on his phone.

The Obama family is vacationing in St. Thomas. That is the island formerly known as St. Thomas, currently known as St. Obama.



via CNN