Weekend Roundup

James Brian Sliter's dreams of being mayor of Touchytown, Texas came and went.

Now that Fred Thompson has stopped pretending to be POTUS, he can start pretending to be a country lawyer/DA/general. Again.

Bosnian war veteran Hillary Clinton mispoke. And then mispoke again.

What she won't mispeak about is her imaginary crazy pastor.

We should all be in Mexico for Spring Break. Looks like fun.

St. Barack is ninth cousins to Eva Braun.

Mittens is arranging many space wives for the elderly Juan McCain. Hopefully ones that don't like Vicodin.

Someone please let Cankles McGee be President of the Senate Birtday Party Planning Committee or something.

Please don't interrupt President of the Earth Gore while he masturbates to the Discovery Channel.

Please don't interrupt Millboy until he reaches 100 brush strokes.

WALNUTS! is the American President for Americans who love America and all American things.

Nigel Powers was on to something.

Fuck You, Polar Bears

It's Earth Hour here, and I just turned on more lights.

Serious Website Makes Me Giggle At Picture I Would Otherwise Be Ignunt Of

From Ban Shirley Q. Liquor:

University of Alabama student Elizabeth Dennis recently changed her Facebook profile image from Piglet, a Winnie the Pooh character, that was in blackface with one hand holding a watermelon and the other holding a bucket of KFC Fried Chicken, with the word “Niglet” underneath. After it got around that the photo was up she posted a new pic and added the confession “the profile pic was a joke ... Sorry if I offended.”

But after looking at all of the photos that she posted of herself in blackface, I am even more disappointed that she was apparently supported by other brothas and sistas to do what she did.

The other pictures are pretty stupid, and admittidly the above pic is as well.

But if something is truly offensive and you don't want other people to see it, then don't post it on this series of tubes.

PS: This is what the site is dedicated to banning:



via Ban Shirley Q. Liquor

Another Moment With Betty Butterfield

Why Millboy Won't Endorse

Besides the fact the he's busy brushing his pretty hair or blowing dudes.

From Ny Mag:

But now two months have passed since Edwards dropped out—tempus fugit!—and still no endorsement. Why? According to a Democratic strategist unaligned with any campaign but with knowledge of the situation gleaned from all three camps, the answer is simple: Obama blew it. Speaking to Edwards on the day he exited the race, Obama came across as glib and aloof. His response to Edwards’s imprecations that he make poverty a central part of his agenda was shallow, perfunctory, pat. Clinton, by contrast, engaged Edwards in a lengthy policy discussion. Her affect was solicitous and respectful. When Clinton met Edwards face-to-face in North Carolina ten days later, her approach continued to impress; she even made headway with Elizabeth. Whereas in his Edwards sit-down, Obama dug himself in deeper, getting into a fight with Elizabeth about health care, insisting that his plan is universal (a position she considers a crock), high-handedly criticizing Clinton’s plan (and by extension Edwards’s) for its insurance mandate.

There's a great part in the beginning about Elizabeth Edwards "hating her (Hillary's) guts."

So that's why Millboy won't endorse either one. The Edwards' hate both Barry and Hillary.

Who can blame?

via NY Mag

Young People On St. Barack

via Brilliant at Breakfast

Bruno Preview

From the upcoming movie:

The Election Has Gone Too Far

Fucking extended primaries are destroying America:

Florida Continues To Blow

From boingboing:

Over on the Sociological Images blog, a post entitled "The Male Gaze Does Not Allow for Boy Nipples" notes that the men in this giant wrestling billboard have all had their nipples removed.

They were photoshopped out because of a law in Florida that prohibits the display of nipples. Since men's nipples are not sexualized in the same way that women's are, the authors of the law were likely thinking of women's bodies as they penned this ban. Thus, it illustrates that it is women's bodies that we think of when we think of bodies on display because of the adoption (by men and women alike in this culture) of a (heteronormative) male gaze.

via boingboing

Condi Speaks On Race

She must have a crazy pastor, too:

"Black Americans were a founding population," she said. "Africans and Europeans came here and founded this country together — Europeans by choice and Africans in chains. That's not a very pretty reality of our founding."

As a result, Miss Rice told editors and reporters at The Washington Times, "descendants of slaves did not get much of a head start, and I think you continue to see some of the effects of that."

"That particular birth defect makes it hard for us to confront it, hard for us to talk about it, and hard for us to realize that it has continuing relevance for who we are today," she said.

via Washington Times

Brian Sliter Ends Run For Mayor Of Touchytown

What kind of world do we live in when a registered sex offender can't run for public office?

Brian "Mr. McFeely" Sliter has ended his run for mayor of Wilmer, Texas:

The registered sex offender running for mayor that catapulted this southern Dallas County town into an international media frenzy has dropped out of the race.
James Brian Sliter, 42, was placed on deferred adjudication several years ago and registered as a sex offender after he claims he was “set up” in a police sting operation. He had made arrangements to meet an underage girl for sex, according to published media reports.

"I've been convinced by the probation department to drop out of the race for mayor in the best interests of all concerned,” Sliter stated in a news release submitted after The Ellis County Press’ Internet radio show last night.

“My biggest concern is that my motivation for running and putting myself through this ordeal will go unnoticed. At this point, I feel I've done all I can for the community in focusing international attention on the problems in Wilmer."

Problems like registered sex offenders living in Wilmer.

via Ellis County Press

Creepy Neverland Slideshow

flickr via Gawker

Saturday Afternoon Crazery

Some scary shit.


Online Videos by Veoh.com

Fitna Update

Dutch wierdos are apologizing for the movie:

There is this not-so-intelligent Dutch politician that attracts attention by doing populist provocations. His name is Wilders. Geert Wilders.

He is scared of aliens and especially of muslim aliens. He attracts votes of people that are scared of Islam too. To get more votes, he tries to scare more people. And now he's suggesting to release a movie called “Fitna” that's radically critical towards islam.





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Fitna

LiveLeak has removed the video from their site:

Following threats to our staff of a very serious nature, and some ill informed reports from certain corners of the British media that could directly lead to the harm of some of our staff, Liveleak.com has been left with no other choice but to remove Fitna from our servers.

This is a sad day for freedom of speech on the net but we have to place the safety and well being of our staff above all else. We would like to thank the thousands of people, from all backgrounds and religions, who gave us their support. They realised LiveLeak.com is a vehicle for many opinions and not just for the support of one.

Perhaps there is still hope that this situation may produce a discussion that could benefit and educate all of us as to how we can accept one anothers culture.

We stood for what we believe in, the ability to be heard, but in the end the price was too high



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WALNUTS! has released his new ad.

He was tortured.

For America.

Lil Rudy

Lil Bush was gold last night. Lil 9udy is now and will always be my favorite:

Let The Hot Flashes Begin

Sen. Unicorn was on The View today, and those pervy old hags couldn't keep their paws off him:

Bruno Already Pissing People Off

The creator of Borat has begun filming his new movie Bruno, and people in Kansas are already mad:

British funnyman SACHA BARON COHEN has sparked outrage in Kansas - by stripping down to a pair of hotpants and terrorising locals. The actor is currently filming his latest movie Bruno - a mockumentary about a homosexual Austrian TV presenter - and gathering footage of his interaction with locals. But the oddball character's outrageous dress sense has not gone down too well with respectable Kansans and local newspapers have reported that a "European man" was "putting security on red alert" by "stripping down to tight shorts and dancing in the lobby of Wichita Airport". And the high jinx hasn't ended there - Cohen and his crew are reported to have disrupted an Easter play at a Kansas church by turning up in "chains". A spokesperson for the actor declined to comment on reports.

If you haven't seen the character on The Ali G Show, here's a taste:



via contactmusic

Barry Gets Call From Grandma

BREAKINGS NEWS: College Is Officially Useless

CBS reports on the cool new thing to do on campuses across the country.....playing quidditch:

Whore Diamonds Explained By 3yo

SuperDeluxe delivers on our favorite whoremonger story:

It's hard to explain sex scandals to kids, but thank God this isn't like 1994 and we have to start explaining blow jobs and thongs all over again. A young girl in a princess dress explains to SuperDeluxe her understanding of the matter, adding, "everybody at school is talking about it" and that they replaced Eliot with a blind man.



via Gawker

Needs More Craig Stevens

If you're like us, you were dying to know just how Craig Stevens and his super serious girlfriend were doing.

Here's all you wanted to know about Janine, headshots, NY, Broadway, and faggotry:

Everyone Hates You. Please Go Home.

Everyone hates Cankles McGee now, apparently because it's the cool thing to do.

This from Sen. Leahy:

Sen. Patrick Leahy (D-Vt.) today called on Hillary Rodham Clinton to drop out of the presidential race, saying there is no way the New York senator can wrest the nomination from her rival Barack Obama.

"There is no way that Sen. Clinton is going to win enough delegates to get the nomination," Leahy, an Obama supporter, said in an interview with Vermont Public Radio this morning. "She ought to withdraw, and she ought to be backing Sen. Obama."

And then this from DNC Chairman Howard Dean:

Leahy was the first prominent superdelegate to call on the New York senator to withdraw, but his comments came on the same day that Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean urged superdelegates to make their preferences public.

"There's 800 of them, and 450 have already said who they're for," Dean said on CBS' "Early Show." "I'd like the other 350 to say who they're for at some point between now and the first of July so we don't have to take this into the convention."

And I'd really listen to Howard Dean, if I were Cankles. No one wants pigs' blood spilled on them at the convention.

via LA Times

Oh Yeh, About Ireland

via BraveNewFilms