Weekend Roundup

Hillary staffers need LifeLock.

Jesus can make the blind see, but Eliot Spitzer can make the blind Governor of New York.

Sen. Unicorn wins another state.

That above doesn't matter. Hillary is President of white people.

Sen. Thundercunt can take her job and shove it.

Oklahoma State Rep. Sally Kern loves America enough to warn us of gay terrorist infants, but hates America enough to bear one of her own. Does this make her Canadian?

My write-in candidate for November.

Baby Jeebus Christian/Mooslim/Space Christian Electoral SMACKDOWN! 2008™

By September of this year, the RNC will be putting out snuff films as campaign ads.

St. Barack of Obama is now a Christian, but only so the right can freak out about his crazy former pastor.

He answered.

John Edwards has forgotten about mills.

Widening The Gap

The AP tally now has Obama leading with 1,610 delegates. Clinton with 1496:

Half the 14 delegates allocated to John Edwards on the basis of caucus night projections switched Saturday and Obama got most, if not all, of them.

Iowa Democratic Party officials said that with more than 86 percent of the delegates picked, Obama claimed 52 percent of the delegates elected at county conventions on Saturday, compared to 32 percent for Clinton. About 16 percent of the delegates picked at Saturday's conventions were sticking with Edwards, even though he's dropped from the race since Iowa held its caucuses in January.

Democratic Party projections said the results mean Obama increased by seven the number of delegates he collects from the state, getting a total of 23 compared to 14 for Clinton and seven for Edwards, with one to be decided.

via AP

Look Out World. Here Comes Fred And Sharon Spencer.

From Defamer:

...we now introduce you to Fred and Sharon Spencer. Like Lionsgate, their indie studio started in British Columbia (Kelowna, to be exact), and offers a wide array of production services, executing everything from low-budget horror to computer animation with trademark Spencer panache. They also are known to get in front of the camera from time to time, and for a small premium are available to swede your favorite blockbuster--or even recreate your child's graduation footage they accidentally erased when they used your Betamax tape to record a CBC Coronation Street marathon. So who needs a movie?



via Defamer

Douchebag of the Day: This guy

His Faith And Church

From HuffPo:

Let me say at the outset that I vehemently disagree and strongly condemn the statements that have been the subject of this controversy. I categorically denounce any statement that disparages our great country or serves to divide us from our allies. I also believe that words that degrade individuals have no place in our public dialogue, whether it's on the campaign stump or in the pulpit. In sum, I reject outright the statements by Rev. Wright that are at issue.

...Most importantly, Rev. Wright preached the gospel of Jesus, a gospel on which I base my life. In other words, he has never been my political advisor; he's been my pastor. And the sermons I heard him preach always related to our obligation to love God and one another, to work on behalf of the poor, and to seek justice at every turn.

The statements that Rev. Wright made that are the cause of this controversy were not statements I personally heard him preach while I sat in the pews of Trinity or heard him utter in private conversation. When these statements first came to my attention, it was at the beginning of my presidential campaign. I made it clear at the time that I strongly condemned his comments. But because Rev. Wright was on the verge of retirement, and because of my strong links to the Trinity faith community, where I married my wife and where my daughters were baptized, I did not think it appropriate to leave the church.

Let me repeat what I've said earlier. All of the statements that have been the subject of controversy are ones that I vehemently condemn. They in no way reflect my attitudes and directly contradict my profound love for this country.

via HuffPo

BREAKING NEWS: Al Sharpton Makes Sense

On this whole Rev. Wright shit.



BTW, that was Tucker's last show. Now he can spend more time waiting in bathroom stalls to beat the shit out of teh gayz.

via BraveNewFilms

We're All Milltards Now

From the ajc:

"It was one of those things where you don't know if you're going to make it out or not," Bullock. When asked how he was feeling," Bullock replied, "I don't know. ... I don't have a scratch on me."

Capt. Stephen Hill of Georgia Search and Rescue confirmed that the floors in Building E had collapsed. He said the roofs on four buildings in the complex had been partially or completely torn off by the storm.

Hill and other fire department officials said they had not found anyone seriously injured from the storm. A firefighter suffered an ankle injury. A man was taken to Atlanta Medical Center with a large gash to his head.

Nanziri Clark, who celebrated her first anniversary as a resident of the complex today, said the injured man was her 51-year-old neighbor in Building H.

Clark said she found the man lying in his doorway trapped under rubble as she fled from her own unit.

"His whole face was red [with blood]," said Clark, who waited with him until paramedics came. Clark said the man was conscious and seemed to be in good spirits when he was taken away.

via ajc

Fulton Cotton Mill

Before:

Devastation

Tornadoes have ripped through my hometown. Many residences were devastated. You've seen the pictures.

The images that hit closest to home (atleast to me) are the ones in this thread. These are from Cabbagetown; more specifically the Fulton Cotton Mill lofts. The lofts are rich with history. Truly stunning architecture:









Story via Atlanta Journal-Constitution

Photos via Allen Sullivan & Hyosub Shin of AJC

Straight To Guantanamo. Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200

I was looking for today's Hilltard video, but came across this.

Way better.

Take a really lame gay kid that looks and talks like Quentin Tarantino, give him a webcam and too many Red Bulls, and you get this:

People Really Get Off On WALNUTS! Being Tortured

Here's the latest campaign video released by Juan McCain. A bunch of cronies supporters talk about his being tortured in Vietnamistan. Even his totally awsome Mormon hating moms is in it, with the best quote of the entire ad.

I can't get enough of that lady.



Moral of the story: John McCain fought for our country while Hillary Clinton was busy hating America and Barack Obama was busy smoking/selling crack.

Teh Crazy Has Left The Building. Can We Move On?

Rev. Wright has left the Obama campaign. He was serving as a spiritual advisor. Sully has a great summary here.

Here's what everyone is upset over:



Is the guy batshit? Yes.

Was it that really big of a deal to Obama's campaign? Maybe.

Is there a double standard for spiritual advisors between the parties?

You

Tell

Me

via Ben Smith / Sully

Hookhand Monster Releases More Great Videos

Steve Novick rules. He might be a scary disfigured gnome, but he's hooked my heart. If only I lived in Oregon, he would get my vote.

Instead, I have this douchebag.

Click to play

via novickforsenate

More On Mehdi Kazemi

via BraveNewFilms

Sci-Fi Inspiration

From io9:

Some of the most awesome science fiction machines ever conceived for film, like the turbo-tank AT-ATs from Empire Strikes Back, were inspired by things the concept designers saw every day. You may already know that George Lucas was allegedly inspired to create the AT-ATs by these cargo lifters at the Port of Oakland -- but did you know the T-1000 "liquid metal" Terminator was inspired by chocolate fudge? Find out which strangely ordinary items inspired eight of the coolest science fiction machines, and be humbled.

via io9

Sally Kern Scrubs Hates America

Remember Sally Kern Scrubs, God's warrior against terrorist gay infants?

Here's a refresher:



Turns out that she has aided and abetted terrorism by being the mother of, quote, "the biggest queen on campus" at Oklahoma Baptist University:

If you compare a March 4th cache and today’s version, you’ll notice that Kern and/or her staff deleted a biographical sentence mentioning her two adult sons, Jesse and Nathan. Obviously our warning bells went off, so we did a little digging and found something quite queer.

Consider comment seventeen on this Tulsa World article: “How come no-one asks this “supposed” christian woman..about her own GAY son? The one she basically has dis-owned…ahh so christian.”

What?! Kern and her Baptist preacher hubbie had a homo? And they disowned him? That’s some Alan Keyes shit…

A little more digital detective work dug up numerous postings naming Jesse as the outcast offspring. One even recalls Jesse’s time at Oklahoma Baptist University, where he was apparently “the biggest queen on campus”:

I find it hilarious that Salacious Sally is such a bigot. Her son Jesse was the biggest queen on the campus of OBU in the mid-90’s. Twice he almost was expelled for making inappropriate advances in the library toilets. When he wasn’t cruising the toilets he was in the glee club and a piano major…there’s your sign.

We must defeat Sally Kern Scrubs and her sleeper cell of sodomites before it's too late.

via Queerty

Meet Pawpaw's Spiritual Guide

If you liked John Hagee, you're gonna luuuuuuuuuuuv Rod Parsley.

The Rod of God, a televangelist from Ohio, is John McCain's spiritual adviser. I guess that means that Rod's the guy who burns sage in a pentagram drawn around WALNUTS! while bathing him in the blood of young children so he can live another 1000 years.

Parsley has called on Christians to wage a war against Mooslims:

The leader of a 12,000-member congregation, Parsley has written several books outlining his fundamentalist religious outlook, including the 2005 Silent No More. In this work, Parsley decries the "spiritual desperation" of the United States, and he blasts away at the usual suspects: activist judges, civil libertarians who advocate the separation of church and state, the homosexual "culture" ("homosexuals are anything but happy and carefree"), the "abortion industry," and the crass and profane entertainment industry. And Parsley targets another profound threat to the United States: the religion of Islam.

In a chapter titled "Islam: The Deception of Allah," Parsley warns there is a "war between Islam and Christian civilization." He continues:

I cannot tell you how important it is that we understand the true nature of Islam, that we see it for what it really is. In fact, I will tell you this: I do not believe our country can truly fulfill its divine purpose until we understand our historical conflict with Islam. I know that this statement sounds extreme, but I do not shrink from its implications. The fact is that America was founded, in part, with the intention of seeing this false religion destroyed, and I believe September 11, 2001, was a generational call to arms that we can no longer ignore.

Awsome! Who doesn't love a good crusade? I'm in, just as long as I get to ride that talking lion.

Let's not get our hopes up quite yet. I'm sure he'll be smoking meth and fucking gay prostitutes in no time. Seems to be the pattern.


via Mother Jones

Help Save Mehdi Kazemi

A gay Iranian faces deportation back to Iran, even though he may be executed:

There's now a website in support of Mehdi Kazemi (previous news reports have spelled his first name Mehdi), the Iranian teen who was just ordered sent back to the UK from The Netherlands and now faces possible deportation from Britain back to Iran even though he may be executed if he returns.

Kazemi's request for asylum in the UK was turned down in 2006 after British authorities determined that Iran is a country that does not systematically persecute gays. But that's because Iran does not recognize homosexuality.

Instead, they trump up false charges on gay teens and then execute them.


Go to Towleroad, read, and then do something.

via Towleroad

Sorry

Blogging will be really spotty today. Busy with that whole working for money thing.

Go to the links on the right and read those pages. Good stuff. We'll have plenty of posts tomorrow.

Oh, and start clicking the ads on this blog.

As always, thanks for reading.

Yours,

brickbat

Oh Please Oh Please Oh Please

There's rumblings of a McCain/Romney ticket:

The Arizona senator joked Wednesday he got the impression Romney is interested in the No. 2 spot on the Republican presidential ticket after watching a recent interview with the former Massachusetts governor.

"I got that impression from him watching his interview last night, I got that impression," McCain said laughing on his campaign plane in New Hampshire. (Watch McCain's comments on Romney)

The comments follow Romney's interview with Fox News Tuesday night, during which the former presidential candidate said he'd be honored to serve alongside McCain.

“I think any Republican leader in this country would be honored to be asked to serve as the vice presidential nominee, myself included," Romney said. "Of course this is a nation which needs strong leadership. And if the nominee of our party asked you to serve with him, anybody would be honored to receive that call … and to accept it, of course.”


I for one welcome Mittens back in the race.

I miss his Super Space Jeebus, magic pajamas, and those funny Mormo cuss word alternatives like "Golly" or "Gee Whiz."

Pawpaw McCain, please let Mittens be your inWhite House caretaker. Sure, the real Jeebus hates both your guts, but that's what Secretary of Jesusery & Heavenly Affairs Mike Huckabee is for.

via CNN

Today's Hilltard Video

Holy.

Shit.

BREAKING NEWS: Ferarro Resigns Clinton Campaign

Geraldine Ferrarasiknowisaracist turned in a letter of resignation to Sen. Thundercunt.

I haven't read the letter, but I assume she said something about spending more time with Stormfront her family.

Oh, and she used the N word like a million times.

Today's Godtube Moment

Hookers for Jesus.

Yup, you read that right.

Hooray for all whores, Baby Jeebus, sparkly Jeebus fish shirts, and whore diamonds!!!

A Special Message From The Clinton Camp

Spitzer Resigns

Page Six has released a picture of Kristin, Spitzorswallows' $4300/hr BFF:



via Page Six