Showing posts with label Vietnamistan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vietnamistan. Show all posts

Monday, October 20, 2008

9 Out Of 10 Doctors Agree



McCain is not in good shape, meaning a McCain/Palin victory reslults in atleast 3 1/2 years of this shit.

From the NY Times:

In interviews, several melanoma experts questioned why the Mayo Clinic doctors had performed such extensive surgery, because the operation was usually reserved for treatment of Stage III melanoma, not Stage IIA.

On Aug. 18, 2000, the day before Mr. McCain’s operation, his surgeon, Dr. Michael L. Hinni, wrote in the records that he planned to do the extensive operation because of the size and location of Mr. McCain’s melanoma. In the teleconference in May 2008, Dr. Hinni explained that because the melanoma was two centimeters across he had to make “a 6-by-6-centimeter island of skin, a fairly sizable wound” to remove it.

It is not known whether the Mayo Clinic in Scottsdale asked pathologists outside the Mayo system for an independent review.



Also, McCain has attempted suicide once before:

In 1999, early in his first run for the presidency, Mr. McCain allowed a small number of reporters, including me, to review an estimated 1,500 pages of his medical records without photocopying or recording the information.

In doing so, Mr. McCain gave the public its broadest look at the psychological profile of a presidential candidate. He released psychological records about him that were amassed as part of a Navy project to gauge the health of former prisoners of war. Assessments were based on standard psychological tests and what Mr. McCain told his doctors after his release. The records mentioned that in 1968, about eight months after his capture and after some particularly brutal beatings from his North Vietnamese captors, Mr. McCain attempted suicide, trying to hang himself with his shirt.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Vanity Fair Talks About WALNUTS!'s Awful Hair



Sure, John McCain's captors in Vietnamistan disfigured his face and body, turning him into the angry elderly troll we're faced to look at every day. But, did you know they are also responsible for his horrible hair or lack thereof?

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Generalissimo John McCunt Was Never Tortured



Read the whole thing from Sully:

In all the discussion of John McCain's recently recovered memory of a religious epiphany in Vietnam, one thing has been missing. The torture that was deployed against McCain emerges in all the various accounts. It involved sleep deprivation, the withholding of medical treatment, stress positions, long-time standing, and beating. Sound familiar?

According to the Bush administration's definition of torture, McCain was therefore not tortured.


Also, we missed this one by a day. But a good read.

Friday, March 14, 2008

People Really Get Off On WALNUTS! Being Tortured



Here's the latest campaign video released by Juan McCain. A bunch of cronies supporters talk about his being tortured in Vietnamistan. Even his totally awsome Mormon hating moms is in it, with the best quote of the entire ad.

I can't get enough of that lady.



Moral of the story: John McCain fought for our country while Hillary Clinton was busy hating America and Barack Obama was busy smoking/selling crack.