Listen to Obama near the end.
Monday, January 7, 2008
Friday, January 4, 2008
King of Iowa Christians Gets to Gloat A Little
But then grosses me out with referencing "Mr. Happy."
Mike, that aint gonna' play too well in South Carolina. I don't even think they can have dildo stores. Atleast, I'm pretty sure. Any state retarded enough to serve liquor in the tiny airplane bottles probably doesn't.
PWND!!!
She lost.
Everything is being analyzed.
And she def isn't happy.
Here's her speech:
I agree with what a lot of folks are saying about the difference in speeches. Hillary's looked like a funeral. Moments before hers was aired, the hall was empty. Literally looked like someone died. Then, they forced an upbeat atmosphere.
Quite different from O's.
It's okay, Hil. Don't pout. After this, we can elect you President of the Senate cafeteria or something like that. Go ahead and vent some steam by killing someone's cat or somebody who used to work for your husband. Because:
You had a bad day. You're taking one down. You sing a sad song just to............
UPDATE: 9udy Responds to Blimp Bombing
by saying 9/11 for like the 100 millionth time. Then confetti and ballons fell from the ceiling.
via NY Daily News
Ron Paul Saves Us From 9/11
Former Vag Spelunker/Current Presidential Candidate Ron Paul beat 9udy 11uliani in Iowa 10% to 4% last night. I thought it would be a pretty big deal for Paultards and they'd be celebrating by showering us with flower necklaces and chocolate coins while hovering above in their blimp.
Wrong.
Check out the Ron Paul Forums, where all that's missing is that "You Had a Bad Day" song playing in the background. Here's some of my favorite quotes:
So what, Iowa doesn't represent America.
He's much less of a longshot than he was a few months ago. He'll start looking better and better, but it may always require our help.Oh, and "Obama an huckabee" aren't change. Not even close.
This election in Iowa was rigged. They took RP's votes away from him for a brief period and gave them to Rudy, then they took them away from Rudy but never gave them back to Paul! Plus there is still 5% that is unreported, which is completely absurd. The Dems election should have taken twice the time of ours and look what is happening. I believe that Paul really placed 3rd and they might have to admit to it which is why it is taking so long to get the complete official results.
Ron Paul, never ever ever stop running for President. Even after November. Just keep on goin'. I hope Paultards live on FOREVER.
Atleast they will in my heart.
Paultards, this is for you...
Thursday, January 3, 2008
Iowa Caucasian Update
Nothing really fancy tonight. Being otherwise engaged, I'm doing this from my phone.
So far:
Huck won with 35%
Magic pajamas had 25
Fredneck with 14
WALNUTS! with 12
For Dems (still tallying)
O with 34.52
Edwards with 31.61
Hildabeast with 31.13
So far:
Huck won with 35%
Magic pajamas had 25
Fredneck with 14
WALNUTS! with 12
For Dems (still tallying)
O with 34.52
Edwards with 31.61
Hildabeast with 31.13
Today's Godtube Moment
This guy says dating is for sinners and we should start arranging marriages like the good ol' days so his pappy can get a new cow or something.
Not Everyone in NW Florida is a Mouth Breather
A concise but reasoned argument from Wendy Victoria of the NWF Daily News. Check out her archived posts as well. Good stuff.
For entertainment value, read the comments posted.
Ahh, Florida.
[Same Sex? So What]
Hucksters Receive Hate Mail
Iowa ministers who support Huckabee are receiving mysterious letters warning them that getting involved in politics could endanger the tax-exempt status of their churches.
via Yahoo
Ron Paul Still Thinks He's Gonna Win
His strategy: counting on paultards to actually turn out tonight.
Ron , you better hope there's not a Battlestar Galactica marathon on SciFi tonight.
Ron , you better hope there's not a Battlestar Galactica marathon on SciFi tonight.
Judgement Day
Once every four years, 2.5 million white farmers get the opportunity to drink coffee, eat finger foods, and have the first say in deciding the new leader of the free world.
[Today's Iowa Caucuses Look to Be Close] via AP
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
WTF is Up with Goats Down Here?!?!
I'm getting really worried about my adopted motherland of NW Florida.
First, goat killers are on the loose.
Now, some freak is kidnapping (heh) them.
Oh wait. I almost forgot that back in March some goat fucker caused the Walton County Sheriff's office to USE A RAPE KIT ON A DEAD GOAT.
Dear Wierd Goat Freaks,
Stop this bullshit. I'm super serial about this. My mom is coming down in a little over a week. The last thing she needs to see are half goat/half redneck hybrids scurrying around our beaches. I'm thinking about forming some kinda Save Teh Goatz task force or something just to preserve what little dignity the Panhandle of Florida has left. Go back to playing World of Warcraft or blogging about how awsome Ron Paul's blimp is or something. I don't care what you do. Just lay off the kids.
via NWF Daily News
Self-Esteem Boost for the New Year
photo via Daily Mail
Yeh, btw, Happy New Year.
We all drank, I'm sure. Okay, I drank for sure.
But this? Meh.
Apparently in London, an ambulance was called every eight seconds because of binge drinking.
Now I don't feel so bad.
via Daily Mail
Oh Yeh, This Guy.
Kucinich says that if by some strange reason he does not win 15% in the caucuses, his folks should shuffle their elfin feet over to Barack's folks.
via Politico
Chuck Norris doesn't go Negative. He Determines Right and Wrong.
With a little more than 24 hours to go before the Iowa caucuses, Ranger Walker has figured out how to hand the nod to his guy Huckabee.
Kick the shit out of Mittens:
After a blogger suggested that the actor and martial-arts aficionado deliver a "roundhouse kick" to Mr. Romney, Mr. Norris replied, "I don't roundhouse kick. I choke. … I'd just like to choke those guys out."
via NYSun
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
Posts
