BREAKING NEWS: Pat Robertson Still Has A Show

Much to our shock and dismay.

So, how do you fill airtime after 43 years? Pray for people to poop!

This is a disgusting, yet necessary tool to help us through Hump Day.

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Ms. California On 700 Club; Pat Robertson Calls Her A Bitch

You just can't make this shit up.

Carrie Prejean, the homophobic pageant lady with free fake tatas, stopped by the 700 Club to talk about Baby Jesus, buttseks, and whatnot.

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Pat Robertson Is Still Batshit Crazy

Checking In With Our Friend Pat

Gay Zombies

Ever wondered what Pat Robertson and James Dobson"s nightmares were like?

700 Club Says Black People Are Evil Or Something

Pat Robertson on Church-State Issues

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700 Club To Be Awesomer Than Ever!!!

Get your Jesusery in HD.

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Pat Robertson's Dry Erase Board Teaches You All You Need To Know

Take that, Xenu!

Pat Robertson: Narc

Baby Jeebus' BFF Pat Robertson totally narcs out one of his producers on the 700 Club.

Pat Robertson at his Finest

Crazy Off

Here's some predictions we got in '06 for '07. Who was/is crazier?



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Pat Robertson Intrigued by Paultards

Aren't we all?

Pat Robertson's Turtleneck is Pretty Sure Ice Storms Caused by Messing with Israel

Pat Robertson's Turtleneck Hates Teh Gayz

Words of wisdom from the 700 Club.