Barack Obama's New Mexican Girlfriend Has An Infomercial Now

Now that President Unicorn has announced Sonia Sotomayor has his SCOUTS pick, let the ad wars begin!!!!

The above one is a nice biography of how Sonia from the Block went to many fancy schools and is way smarter than you.

In return, the Judicial Confirmation Network released this ad about how Sotomayor is part of Barack Hussein's librul Islamo Mexican Revolution, which will abort all your white children, replacing them with Spanish-speaking Muslin androids... much like the movie AI:




Also of note: Did you know that Catholics will now comprise 2/3's of the SCOTUS? I know, exciting!!!

And then there's this crazery.

Enjoy your Wednesday.

DNC Hires Perez Hilton For Campaign Ad

Is this really the best they can do?

From CNN:

Eager to keep Dick Cheney in the spotlight, the Democratic National Committee released a Web video Wednesday highlighting recent GOP praise for the former vice president's series of television appearances.

Set to Caleb Delamont's Let Me Know That You Love Me, the video shows clips of House Minority Leader John Boehner and Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele praising Cheney's newfound media visibility, even as officials in the Republican party have sought to spotlight a new generation of leadership.

"The Republican Party [hearts] Dick Cheney," the video declares.

Again, Fading Ad Provides Stunning Images

For photophiles, you won't be disappointed.

Thread here.

Blog link here.

Good stuff, as always.

Because They Think (Ergo KNOW) Many Americans Are This Stupid

John McCain's Latest Addition To RACERIOT 2008™

Mexicans do not like black people. They just don't. The elderly Juan McCain knows this and is using it to his advantage yet again with another negative spanishy language ad.

Translation at Hotline

Obama Hits Back With Own Celeb Ad

WALNUTS! Calls Barry Dumb Blond Whore

We were hoping for cunt.

The Gays Hate Cancer Survivors

Snickers released the above ad featuring a homosexual being gunned down by Mr. T and, as expected, gays got really pissed and forced Mars to pull the ad:

Mars has pulled a U.K. Snickers spot criticized for being homophobic, according to a gay-rights group.

This is the second time the marketer has come under fire for homophobic advertising for Snickers. It was also criticized for a 2007 Super Bowl ad in which two men expressed disgust after accidentally kissing.

According to Human Rights Campaign, Mars announced its decision "following communication between the HRC Workplace Project and Mars."

The ad, created by Omnicom Group's AMV BBDO in London, featured an effeminate speed-walking man who is ridiculed by Mr. T and shot at by a Snickers cannon. The spot closes with Mr. T shouting the campaign tagline: "Get some nuts."

HRC Workplace Director Daryl Herrschaft in a statement said the group "applauds Mars for taking swift and appropriate action" but added that it was "surprised to see the company return to the same practice it had just recently rejected."

Shittiest Michelle Obama Attack Ad Of Our Time

Taking their cue from the Tennessee Republican Party, the Washington Republican Party gathered various colors of lady bitters to talk about how proud they are of 'murica.

via Ben Smith

Juan McCain's Jesusy New Ad

En Español!!!

Tenn. GOP's Latest Attack Ad

This time, their target is St. Barack's wife.

SPOILER ALERT: She hates America.

My proudest moment as an American?

This.

Elderly Candidate To Run Over Global Warming In Grocery Store

via John McCain's crazy picture box with a typewriter

John McCain Knows Black People

El Presidente WALNUTS! wants black folk to know that he cares. He cares enough to send them this pander ad, complete with that crazy gospel music Harriet Tubman used to sing as she rocked him to sleep.

via John McCain's crazy picture box with a typewriter

Hillary's New Ad: Obama Is A Big Pussy

Cankles McGee Loves Earth, Recycles 3am Ad

Hillary Clinton has recycled her 3am ad, this time directed at the elderly John McCain. Since he is so elderly, he goes to sleep at 6pm. Also, he is deaf, so he couldn't hear the phone ring anyway.

What Cankles McGee doesn't factor in is that WALNUTS! will be awake at 3am on account of his going problem.

3 A.M. Girl Wishes Hillary Hadn't Answered Phone

Remember that scary 3am ad, where only Hillary was awake while Barack Obama was probably squandering childrens' healthcare funds with a game of dice?

Turns out that the girl in the ad is an Obama supporter. And she hates the ad.



via MSNBC