It's 3am And Hillary Can't Answer The Phone

Well, Librul Socialist America. Looks like you may have made the right choice.

SOS Clinton's fragile lady bones are preventing her from doing President Unicorn's busy work:


Secretary of State Hillary Clinton canceled a planned trip to Greece and Italy this week because she is still recovering from surgery to repair her fractured elbow.

In Trieste, Italy, Clinton planned to attend meetings with her Group ofEight counterparts on Iran, the Middle East peace process and the War inAfghanistan. She also planned to take part in a gathering of the Organizationfor Security and Cooperation in Europe in Corfu, Greece, which was expected to focus on the tensions between Russia and Georgia.

Monday Phone In

John McCain copied off of Barry's Bible quiz.

Will Joe Biden call Mittens clean and articulate at the veep debate?

Norm Coleman joins countless other Republicans in being forced to attend the convention.

If that bitch that filled her SUV and then the 5 gas tanks in her trunk at the gas station during Ivan while I waited decides she wants to do the same thing during Faye, there's gonna be some furniture moving.

Roberta McCain has always been a cunt.

That gay republican dude resigned his post at his slutty website.

Ellen got married.

Tuesday Phone In

Republicans want Barack Obama to give his rose to Hagel.

Denver is going to be exactly what Hilltards threatened it to be.

Apparently it's breaking news that China produces cheap imitations.

For some reason, people are still listening to Jabba the Penn.

Some magician that kinda looks like Jabba the Penn endorses Bob Barr. Criss Angel is for Obama, because they both worship Satan.

Business as usual in DC.

Mexicans want California and Texas. Russians wants Alaska. We're safe, because noone wants the South.

The Jesus people pull that stupid rain dance video.

And, just for fun: