Super Tuesday Report Card

ALABAMA: Obama - 56%, Clinton - 42%
ALASKA: Obama - 68%, Clinton - 32%.
ARIZONA: Clinton - 51%, Obama - 40%.
ARKANSAS: Clinton - 72%, Clinton - 24%.
CALIFORNIA: Clinton - 52%, Obama - 42%.
COLORADO: Obama - 64%, Clinton - 35%.
CONNECTICUT: Obama - 51%, Clinton - 47%.
DELAWARE: Obama - 53%, Clinton - 42%.
GEORGIA: Obama - 63%, Clinton - 34%.
IDAHO: Obama - 75%, Clinton - 23%.
ILLINOIS: Obama - 65%, Clinton - 33%.
KANSAS: Obama - 73%, Clinton - 27%.
MASSACHUSETTS: Clinton - 57%, Obama - 40%.
MINNESOTA: Obama - 67%, Clinton - 32%.
MISSOURI: Obama - 49%, Clinton - 48%.
NEW JERSEY: Clinton - 54%, Obama - 44%.
NEW MEXICO: Obama - 49%, Clinton - 48%.
NEW YORK: Clinton - 57%, Obama - 40%.
NORTH DAKOTA: Obama - 61%, Clinton - 37%.
OKLAHOMA: Clinton - 55%, Obama - 31%.
TENNESSEE: Clinton - 56%, Obama - 38%.
UTAH: Obama - 45%, Clinton - 44%.



ALABAMA: Huckabee - 41%, McCain - 38%, Romney - 18%, Paul - 3%
ALASKA: - Romney - 44%, Huckabee - 22%, Paul - 17%, McCain - 15%.
ARIZONA: McCain - 48%, Romney - 34%, Huckabee - 9%, Paul - 4%.
ARKANSAS: Huckabee - 61%, McCain - 20%, Romney - 13%, Paul - 5%.
CALIFORNIA: - McCain - 42%, Romney -34%, Huckabee - 12%, Paul - 5%.
COLORADO: Romney - 55%, McCain - 21%, Huckabee - 15%, Paul - 9%.
CONNECTICUT: McCain - 52%, Romney - 33%, Huckabee - 7%, Paul - 4%.
DELAWARE: McCain - 45%, Romney - 33%, Huckabee - 15%, Paul - 4%.
GEORGIA: Huckabee - 34%, McCain - 32%, Romney - 30%, Paul - 3%.
ILLINOIS: McCain - 48%, Romney - 28%, Huckabee - 17%, Paul - 5%.
MASSACHUSETTS: Romney - 51%, McCain - 41%, Huckabee - 4%, Paul - 3%.
MINNESOTA: Romney - 41%, McCain - 22%, Huckabee - 20%, Paul - 16%.
MISSOURI: McCain - 33%, Huckabee - 32%, Romney - 29%, Paul - 4%.
MONTANA: Romney - 38%, Paul - 25%, McCain - 22%, Huckabee - 15%.
NEW JERSEY: McCain - 56%, Romney - 28%, Huckabee - 8%, Paul - 5%.
NEW YORK: McCain - 51%, Romney 28%, Huckabee - 11%, Paul - 7%.
NORTH DAKOTA: Romney - 36%, McCain - 23%, Paul - 21%, Huckabee - 19%.
OKLAHOMA: McCain - 37%, Huckabee - 33%, Romney - 25%, Paul - 3%.
TENNESSEE: Huckabee - 34%, McCain - 32%, Romney - 24%, Paul - 6%.
UTAH: Romney - 87%, McCain - 6%, Paul - 3%, Huckabee - 2%.
WEST VIRGINIA: Huckabee - 52%, Romney - 47%. (Note: McCain's campaign threw all of their caucus votes to Huckabee after Romney placed first with a plurality on the first ballot).

via Politics1

DRUNK ON POLISH BEER!!!

I have no idea who's winning at this point. Probably don't wanna know. Took a break and watched Accross the Universe for the first time. Oh, and drank a bunch of Polish beer I can't pronounce.



nothings gonna change my world.

Updated Numbers from Gimp BF

Barry: GA, AL, DE, IL, KS, ND

Thundercunt: NY, NJ, OK, TN, AR, MA


WALNUTS!: CT, DE, IL, NJ, NY, OK

Subway dude: AR, WV, (maybe AL)

Mittens: MA

Drudge Copy Paste

I've been drinking:

AL: OBAMA
AR: CLINTON
DE: OBAMA
GA: OBAMA
IL: OBAMA
MA: CLINTON
NY: CLINTON
NJ: CLINTON
OK: CLINTON
TN: CLINTON

AR: HUCKABEE
CT: MCCAIN
DE: MCCAIN
IL: MCCAIN
MA: ROMNEY
NJ: MCCAIN
NY: MCCAIN
WV: HUCKABEE

via Drudge

Betty Butterfield Break

Barry Wins Alabama

via MSNBC

Haunted Bookshelf Propels Thundercunt to NJ Win

I was watching one of my fave shows, Paranormal State, the other night. And...well, here:



We just had some friends just drop off a bookshelf from a haunted house they were renovating. Then, all of a sudden, NJ is called for Thundercunt.

Coincidence? I think not.

Gonna be a long night.

More Results

Thundercunt and Subway dude win Arkansas

WALNUTS! in Delaware

Thundercunt in Tenn

via MSNBC

Super Tuesday Update

Obama takes Illinois

Clinton takes Oklahoma

WALNUTS! takes Illinois, Conn., and NJ

Mittens gets Mass.

Georgia GOP too close to call

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MSNBC has a great site

Barry Wins Georgia

86 - 13

via ABC

Somebody Bring Her Some Water

Huma Abedin needs to shave.

Mittens' Sour Grapes

Press Release from the magic pajama ninja:

Today, Romney for President Campaign Manager Beth Myers issued the following statement regarding the outcome of West Virginia's Republican Party convention:

"Unfortunately, this is what Senator McCain's inside Washington ways look like: he cut a backroom deal with the tax-and-spend candidate he thought could best stop Governor Romney's campaign of conservative change.

"Governor Romney had enough respect for the Republican voters of West Virginia to make an appeal to them about the future of the party based on issues. This is why he led on today's first ballot. Sadly, Senator McCain cut a Washington backroom deal in a way that once again underscores his legacy of working against Republicans who are interested in championing conservative policies and rebuilding the party."

via MittRomney.com

Heather Has Two Mommies, And A Dad

io9 reports:

In three to five years, a baby will be born with two genetic mothers and one father. This could prove to be a boon for polyamorous families of the future who want to have children with more than two parents. A team of British researchers working with embryos have now perfected the three-parent babymaking technique.

The technique is actually designed to prevent certain genetic diseases associated with the mother's mitochondrial DNA (a small amount of DNA that lives outside the cell nucleus). One woman contributes her nuclear DNA, one contributes mitochondrial DNA, and the father contributes the typical chunk of his own nuclear DNA. Presto: a baby with three genetic parents.

That noise you hear is the collective screaming of Fundamentalists.

via io9

Huckabee and Baby Jeebus Also Elected Kings of West Virginia

Mike Huckabee is now the projected winner for West Virginia, the first race called for Super Tuesday.

Voters felt they had more in common with a banjo plucking governor than a space christian or an elderly gay liberal.

via CBN

Superbowl Love

From Gawker:

Some coarse fans like to exploit this for cheap jokes: "He patted that guy on the butt. He's gay. He grabbed that guy. He's gay." But in fact, football is a great tool for loosening up those prone to anti-gay sentiment, because the act of football fandom is just as rife with barely concealed homoerotic acts as the game itself. The same men that would scoff at anything less than macho on the field will wrap their arms around each other and cry while praying for a Giants win. That's why, out of all the Super Bowl celebration videos we've seen, we like this one best.



via Gawker

Robot Inspects Body of Alleged Terrorist

photo via Getty

io9 reports:

Yesterday in Israel, a bomb disposal robot inspected the scene of a suicide bombing at a shopping mall in the town of Dimona. The bot is remote controlled, and used an articulated arm to remove the jacket of the alleged bomber to be sure he doesn't have more explosives on his body. Want to see what else the robot does as it finishes its inspection of the area?

via io9

Super Tuesday Schedule

West Virginia convention (GOP only): begins 9am ET, likely first state with results.

Last polls in state close at 7:00 pm ET:
Georgia primaries


Last polls in state close at 8 pm ET:
Alabama primaries
Connecticut primaries
Delaware primaries
Illinois primaries
Massachusetts primaries
Missouri primaries
New Jersey primaries
Oklahoma primaries
Tennessee primaries

Last polls in state close at 8:30 pm ET:
Arkansas primaries

Last polls in state close at 9:00 pm ET:
Kansas caucuses (Dems only)
Arizona primaries
Colorado caucuses
Minnesota primaries
New Mexico primary (Dems only)
New York primaries

Last polls in state close at 10:00 pm ET:
Idaho caucuses (Dems only)
Montana caucuses (GOP only)
North Dakota caucuses
Utah primaries

Last polls in state close at 11:00 pm ET:
California primaries

Last of the polls close at 1:30 am ET:
Alaska primaries


via Time

Officials Seize A&F Ads In Fears of Unleashing Own Tendencies

Spoilsports in VA Beach seized two murals from an Abercrombie & Fitch store citing local obsenity laws:

"Adam Bernstein, a police spokesman, said the seizure and the issuance of the summons came only after store management had not heeded warnings to remove the images. The citation was issued under City Code Section 22.31, Bernstein said, which makes it a crime to display 'obscene materials in a business that is open to juveniles.'...The manager was not arrested but faces a fine of up to $2,000 and as much as a year in jail, if convicted. Bernstein said that in a meeting last week with store management, the officer - who is assigned to routine patrol of the mall - said he understood it was a corporate decision as to what would be displayed in the stores. But he explained that that didn't exempt the local store from complying with the city code. Bernstein said management was told specifically: 'We want those advertising signs taken down.'"

UPDATE: The obsenity charges have been dropped.

via Towleroad

Senator Strangelove

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Grateful Dead Opens Own Church

Not Really. io9 reports:

The York Minster is the largest gothic cathedral in Northern Europe. It's usually dark and gloomy, but at the end of last year, as part of the city-wide Illuminating York iniative, a bunch of artists projected massive neon animation against the facade of the building. Then they programmed the projection so that the colorful light patterns would move according to people's voices.



via io9

Michelle on GMA

It's My Primary and I'll Cry If I Want To

Hillary isn't the only Clinton who can cry on cue. Remember this?



via Sully

Emo-Hillary Cries Again

Today at an event in New Haven, Connecticut, Emo-Hillary cried again. Just like the day before New Hampshire:

Penn Rhodeen, who was introducing Clinton, began to choke up, leading Clinton's eyes to fill with tears, which she wiped out of her left eye. At the time, Rhodeen was saying how proud he was that sheepskin-coat, bell-bottom-wearing young woman he met in 1972 was now running for president.

"Well, I said I would not tear up; already we're not exactly on the path," Clinton said with emotion after the introduction.



Here's to hoping she has a good reason to cry tomorrow night.

via The Swamp

Full UCLA Rally

1 hour and 15 mins. It's def worth watching:

Fired Up

I was watching CSpan yesterday afternoon before the Super Bowl (doesn't everybody?) to see Michelle Obama, Oprah, and that Kennedy that somehow is still alive speak at UCLA. There were a couple of surprises. My heart sank when Stevie Wonder made his way up to the stage with Michelle and took a spill:



Here's what he had to say:



Here's Oprah:



After Michelle spoke, Maria Shriver made a surprise visit to endorse Barack:



Still looking for Michelle's speech.