Dbag HS Reporters Smell Like Teen Spirit

Maybe not Teen Spirit, but they're all doused in perfume and it's killing my nose.

Since when do high school journalists wear press passes?

Does that really get them through police barricades at crime scenes?

Oh, and ENUFF WITH THE HILLARY MUG!!!

Now I'm getting testy and I can't smoke. Maybe this was a bad idea.

Mission Accomplished!!!

I actually woke up at 7am. 7 fucking am.

Made it to the Magnolia Grill, where 9udy is going to speak in about 30 mins or so.

Got a great seat, so I'm sure to be spit on.

Observations:

Lots and lots of old people.

Lots of people meaning to dress well, but ending up looking like some shitty funeral attendants.

Crisis!!! Someone brought their coffee in a Hillary mug, and its the end of the world. If I hear one more thing about that stupid GD Hillary mug, everyone's getting clotheslined.

Oh, and there's an uber creepy W shrine to my right.