Not That Important

Someone forgot to take his meds.

Candidates Send Messages To Bitter Shut-ins

It's never too early to start pandering, so Hopey and McNasty sent nice video messages to the 18 million women bitters who love watching that channel with all the cheating and date rape movies.

McCain's McAwful Speech

Here are just a few highlights from the elderly Juan McCain's oratory abortion.

Have We Mentioned How Elderly Juan McCain Is?

Howard Dean leaked the possible brilliant strategy the Dems will use come this November against Republican Condo Association President WALNUTS!. Guess what it is?

He's old.

Like salve-loving coupon-cutting elderly:

Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean said Thursday that swing voters participating in focus groups commissioned by the D.N.C. bring up John McCain's age unprompted.

"We didn't bring it up, but they volunteered it," said Dean who explained that voters have two concerns about McCain's age. "One was a health concern, the other was, and this is really interesting . . . that his views are old-fashioned."

At the age of 72, McCain would be the oldest newly elected president in U.S. history if inaugurated in 2009.

Referring to what Dean characterized as the party's most conservative focus group in Charleston, W. Va., the DNC chairman said "the women in that group were shocked that [McCain] believed health insurance shouldn't cover birth control pills and they were shocked about his belief in abstinence only education."

While knocking McCain's "old-fashioned" views, Dean maintained that the Democratic Party was unlikely to invoke McCain's age in the fall campaign.

So while not overtly calling McNasty a demented undead codger, they will still use key words like "old-fashioned." Or incontinent, decrepit, shattered, infirm, or Werther's Original.

via Free Republic

McNasty Denies Fighting...Kinda

Yet another interesting story from the new book, The Real McCain:

Perhaps the most remarkable story of McCain's temper involved Arizona Congressman Rick Renzi. Two former reporters covering McCain, one who witnessed the following events and one who confirmed the facts provided by the first, relayed it to me as follows: In 2006, the Arizona Republican congressional delegation had a strategy meeting. McCain repeatedly addressed two new members, congressmen Trent Franks and Rick Renzi, as 'boy.' Finally, Renzi, a former college linebacker, rose from his chair and said to McCain, "You call me that one more time and I'll kick your old ass." McCain lunged at Renzi, punches were thrown, and the two had to be physically separated. After they went to their separate offices, McCain called Renzi and demanded an apology. Renzi refused. Apparently this posture made McCain admire him, as they became fast friends.

Yesterday, the elderly Juan McCain went on FOX to dispute the account:



via HuffPo